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"witty.dialogue.greet.negative/3": "Hmm, what do we have here? Oh, it\u0027s you. How utterly thrilling.",
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"witty.dialogue.greet.negative/2": "Well, well, well, if it isn\u0027t the bearer of bad news...back for more, I suppose?",
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"witty.dialogue.greet.negative/5": "Oh joy, another visit from the chief troublemaker. What did I do to deserve this?",
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"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor.loose.paper/1": "Time to unleash the power of my scissors and leave your paper in tatters!",
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"witty.dialogue.greet.negative/4": "Ah, the disappointment of the day has arrived. I was hoping for a more pleasant surprise, but alas, it\u0027s just you.",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.success/17": "Ah, reminiscing about my childhood brings back a flood of memories. Those were the days when I was a true legend, causing mischief left and right!",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.success/16": "It\u0027s crazy to think about the alternate reality where I ended up in the neighboring village. Who knows, maybe I\u0027d be ruling as the mayor by now!",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.success/19": "So, I\u0027ve been neglecting my old pals from the nearby village for ages now. Time to put on my adventurer hat and go on a heroic journey to reunite with my long-lost friends!",
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"witty.dialogue.greet.negative/1": "Yikes, you again? Please, spare me your presence!",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.success/18": "Can you believe it? My parents actually think I\u0027ve forgotten about them. I should surprise them with a visit and remind them who their superstar child is!",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.success/13": "I\u0027ve been toying with the idea of adopting one of those adorable stray cats around here. It\u0027s like having a cute little sidekick to match my incredible presence. Just need to find some free time, you know?",
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"witty.dialogue.story.enderdragon.success/2": "Well, well, well! Look who slayed the fearsome dragon of lore! The village will regale your heroic tale for centuries to come!",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.success/12": "Have you heard the scandalous news about %Supporter%? I\u0027ve been dying to spill the juicy details. Let\u0027s just say, they had a run-in with a mischievous Enderman.",
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"witty.dialogue.story.enderdragon.success/1": "Astonishing! Did you actually manage to snatch the legendary dragon egg?",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.success/15": "Ah, the sweet dream of having kids someday. I just need to find the perfect",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.success/14": "I\u0027ve been contemplating giving my humble abode a makeover. I mean, it\u0027s already fabulous, but a touch of pizzazz wouldn\u0027t hurt. Now if only I could summon the energy and motivation to do it.",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.success/10": "You know what\u0027s been on my mind lately? %Supporter%. They vanished into thin air about a year ago. I wonder if they stumbled upon some secret realm or something.",
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"witty.dialogue.kiss.fail/1": "Pucker up, but only if no one\u0027s snooping!",
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"witty.dialogue.kiss.fail/2": "Is that your idea of a smooch? Please, try harder!",
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"witty.dialogue.kiss.fail/3": "Oh, honey, Ash\u0027s kisses put yours to shame. Step up your game!",
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"witty.dialogue.kiss.fail/4": "Let me clue you in on a little secret",
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"witty.dialogue.shake_hand.fail/5": "Oh, you want me to go away? How unexpected! I thought you enjoyed my presence as much as a creeper explosion.",
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"witty.dialogue.kiss.fail/5": "Well, thanks... I guess? But you\u0027ve got a looong way to go.",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/1": "Wow, I can\u0027t even comprehend how ridiculous that statement was.",
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"witty.dialogue.shake_hand.fail/4": "Well, well, well, look who decided to ditch their usual rude self. I\u0027m impressed, or maybe just shocked.",
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"witty.dialogue.kiss.fail/6": "Get off me, you amateur! Can\u0027t handle a proper kiss, huh?",
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"witty.dialogue.shake_hand.fail/3": "Don\u0027t worry, I\u0027m not some random villager you need to impress. You can save your politeness for someone else.",
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"witty.dialogue.shake_hand.fail/2": "Oh, how gracious of you to decline my offer. It\u0027s not like I expected any different from you.",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/4": "Look at you, strutting around like a peacock.",
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"witty.dialogue.shake_hand.fail/1": "Oh, look who\u0027s suddenly interested in shaking hands, Mr. Cow Slaughterer.",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/5": "You deserve a one-way ticket to the dungeon, my friend.",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/2": "Oh, please enlighten me with your explosive theories.",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/3": "You may think you\u0027re cool, but I assure you, you\u0027re just lukewarm at best.",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/8": "Oh, look who\u0027s back for another riveting conversation. Be still my beating heart.",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/9": "Sorry, I was too busy admiring my own greatness to pay attention to your insignificant words.",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/6": "Ugh, do us all a favor and time-travel back to where you came from. Fashion forward, please!",
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"witty.dialogue.location.ruined_portal_desert/1": "Marvel at the shattered remnants of a portal, nestled amidst the endless dunes of this forsaken desert. Its destruction serves as a stark reminder of the desert\u0027s merciless grip on all who dare cross its path.",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/7": "Your conversation skills are on par with a potato, my dear.",
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"witty.dialogue.greet.success/4": "So glad to hear that! It\u0027s music to my ears, my friend!",
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"witty.dialogue.shake_hand.success/5": "Well, hello there, you charming soul! Fancy meeting you in this blocky paradise!",
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"witty.dialogue.greet.success/5": "Good to know it! That\u0027s like finding a diamond in a treasure chest!",
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"witty.dialogue.shake_hand.success/4": "Ah, a fine day to you, my good sir/madam!",
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"witty.dialogue.shake_hand.success/3": "Oh, look at you, being all courteous and proper! How positively delightful!",
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"witty.dialogue.greet.success/1": "That\u0027s awesome sauce, absolutely thrilled for you!",
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"witty.dialogue.greet.success/2": "Doing good? Well, that\u0027s just a slice of fantastic news!",
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"witty.dialogue.location.mineshaft/1": "Ah, the tales of that cursed mine! There used to be a thriving excavation site here, until disaster struck! Legends say, one poor soul dug too greedily and a mighty cave-in ensued, sealing the mine\u0027s fate forever. Seek ye answers within, if ye dare, at %2$s.",
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"witty.dialogue.greet.success/3": "Happy to hear it! My heart\u0027s doing a little victory dance!",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.success/20": "Have you ever dreamed of a tantalizing, mouthwatering delicacy called cheese? Trust me, it\u0027s like a slice of heaven melting on your taste buds. My dreams are truly gourmet!",
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"witty.dialogue.shake_hand.success/2": "Your firm handshake tells me you could probably crush rocks with those hands!",
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"witty.dialogue.shake_hand.success/1": "My oh my, you\u0027ve got a grip that could make even Hercules blush!",
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"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor.paper/1": "Prepare yourself, for I have chosen paper, the cunning trickster of this epic game!",
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"witty.dialogue.first.settling/3": "Aha! Another soul brave enough to venture into our little slice of paradise. Welcome, welcome! We could use all the hands we can get.",
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"witty.dialogue.first.settling/2": "Ah, greetings, dear neighbor! You\u0027ve joined the ranks of us lucky souls in this charming little hamlet.",
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"witty.dialogue.first.settling/4": "Ah, so you\u0027ve chosen to grace us with your presence, have you? Excellent choice, my friend. This village is the epitome of greatness.",
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"witty.dialogue.first.settling/1": "Well, well, well. Look who decided to grace us with their presence! Must be your lucky day, stumbling upon our humble village.",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.success/2": "Ah, the weather, it\u0027s quite pleasant today, wouldn\u0027t you agree? Not that I expect you to have the same impeccable sense of style as me.",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.success/1": "Oh man, cookies and milk are practically singing a siren song to my taste buds right now.",
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"witty.dialogue.procreate_engaged/1": "Ah, my dear, I eagerly await the day when we can exchange vows and embark on the grand adventure called marriage. Only then shall my heart truly find solace.",
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"witty.dialogue.procreate_engaged/2": "Oh, darling, why rush into bringing forth new life when we haven\u0027t even fully embraced the sanctity of our love? Let\u0027s savor the journey of commitment before diving into the depths of parenthood. It\u0027s all about building a rock-solid foundation, you know?",
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"witty.dialogue.flirt.slap/1": "Well, aren\u0027t you just a precious little troublemaker!",
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"witty.dialogue.flirt.slap/2": "Is this your attempt at charming me? Oh, honey, you might need a few more lessons from the Vindicator School of Flirting!",
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"witty.dialogue.story.wither.fail/1": "Oh please, spare me the fairy tales.",
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"witty.dialogue.story.wither.fail/2": "Ha! You seem way too intact for me to buy that nonsense.",
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"witty.dialogue.main.morning/9": "Ah, what a glorious morning! Time to seize the day and conquer the world!",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.success/6": "You won\u0027t believe what I saw the other day - %Supporter% strutting around in a full set of shiny diamond armor, looking like they owned the entire realm.",
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"witty.dialogue.main.morning/1": "Top o\u0027 the mornin\u0027 to ya!",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.success/5": "You know, I have this grand ambition of building my own village, but I must confess, laziness is my strongest skill. It\u0027s like a superpower, really.",
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"witty.dialogue.main.morning/2": "G\u0027mornin\u0027, ready to put those muscles to work today?",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.success/4": "An apple a day keeps the zombies at bay! At least that\u0027s what my granny always used to say. It\u0027s also a great excuse to indulge in some juicy fruit.",
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"witty.dialogue.main.morning/3": "Ugh, still half asleep. And you?",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.success/3": "Well, I\u0027m doing alright, despite the fact that I managed to stub my toe within seconds of waking up. I swear, I have a talent for attracting clumsiness.",
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"witty.dialogue.main.morning/5": "Woah, rough night huh? You look like you wrestled a creeper.",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.success/9": "I\u0027ve been living here for ages, and honestly, I don\u0027t get why everyone makes such a fuss over those creepy spiders and pesky goblins. They\u0027re no match for my dazzling charm, obviously.",
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"witty.dialogue.main.morning/6": "Wakey-wakey, pal! Time to tackle this never-ending to-do list.",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.success/8": "Isn\u0027t the weather just positively remarkable? It\u0027s a golden opportunity to soak up some rays and show off my stunning outfit. You should take a few tips from me, darling.",
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"witty.dialogue.main.morning/7": "Did those sheep sing you a lullaby? You\u0027re practically glowing!",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.success/7": "Get this, my buddy %Supporter% spilled the beans about discovering a chest overflowing with sparkling diamonds just yesterday. Talk about a lucky break!",
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"witty.dialogue.main.morning/8": "Rise and shine, lazybones!",
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"witty.dialogue.story.fail/4": "My dear sir, it is absolutely appalling how you treat those poor, innocent Creepers. Have you no heart? Have you no compassion?",
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"witty.dialogue.story.fail/3": "Pardon me, but my intellectual prowess fails to comprehend the depths of your attempt at humor.",
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"witty.dialogue.story.fail/2": "Oh, the tales of your misadventures have reached even the farthest corners of the village. They speak of you in hushed whispers, with wide eyes and shaking heads.",
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"witty.dialogue.story.fail/1": "Excuse me, but I simply cannot let you speak ill of my dear mother. She\u0027s a force to be reckoned with, you know!",
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"witty.dialogue.story.fail/8": "Oh, how utterly mundane and unexciting. I can feel my eyelids growing heavier with each passing word.",
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"witty.dialogue.location.pillager_outpost/3": "Ah, %2$s, the land of the brave and the outpost of the wicked Pillagers. You know, if you\u0027re feeling up for a challenge, you might want to pay them a visit. Who knows, maybe you\u0027ll even find some shiny loot as a reward. But fair warning, our entire village would be eternally grateful if you rid us of those pesky troublemakers. No pressure though, just saying.",
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"witty.dialogue.story.fail/7": "Pray tell, how did you manage to waste so much of my precious time with such a lackluster story? I do hope there\u0027s a point to all this.",
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"witty.dialogue.location.pillager_outpost/2": "So, word on the street is that there\u0027s an outpost owned by those lovely Pillagers at %2$s. Let me warn you, my friend, those guys have zero manners. If you dare to go anywhere near that place, prepare for a not-so-friendly arrow in the knee. Just saying.",
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"witty.dialogue.story.fail/6": "*yawns dramatically* Oh dear, I must have dozed off for a moment there. Pray, do continue with your riveting tale.",
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"witty.dialogue.story.fail/5": "Good sir, the audacity to slay a defenseless sheep is simply beyond my comprehension. Their gentle bleating echoes in my soul.",
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"witty.dialogue.location.pillager_outpost/1": "Oh boy, you won\u0027t believe what\u0027s happening at %2$s. The Pillagers have decided to grace us with their lovely presence by setting up an outpost right next door. Great, just what we needed. Another round of attacks. Can\u0027t they find a hobby or something?",
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"witty.dialogue.greet.monarch/2": "Greetings, Your Highness! Prepare for the presence of true royalty.",
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"witty.dialogue.greet.monarch/1": "Ah, behold! The one and only, Your Majesty.",
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"witty.dialogue.story.fail/9": "My, my, you seem to be teetering on the edge of sanity. But alas, not in the charming, eccentric way. More like the \"lock them up\" variety.",
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"witty.dialogue.first.spent_night.success/1": "Ah, you\u0027re in for a treat! Our inn is the ultimate sanctuary for weary travelers like yourself.",
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"witty.dialogue.first.spent_night.success/3": "Craving a cozy bed and a scrumptious meal? Look no further, my good sir/madam! Our inn is the epitome of comfort and gastronomic delight.",
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"witty.dialogue.first.spent_night.success/2": "Trust me, friend, if you\u0027re looking to recharge those batteries of yours, our inn is the bee\u0027s knees!",
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"witty.dialogue.first.exploring/1": "We may not have riches beyond measure, but consider yourself honored to be in our humble abode, as long as you pledge to steer clear of any mischievous antics.",
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"witty.dialogue.first.exploring/3": "Ah, greetings, dear traveler! I implore you to conduct yourself with the utmost grace and decorum, for only then shall you be bestowed the esteemed honor of dwelling among us.",
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"witty.dialogue.first.exploring/2": "Behold, weary wanderer! Should you choose to comply with the sacred laws that govern this place, you shall be granted the privilege of residing within our midst.",
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"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor.rock/1": "Boom! Rock it like a volcanic eruption!",
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"witty.dialogue.kiss.slap/2": "Give it another shot, and you\u0027ll be wearing a souvenir of my wrath!",
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"witty.dialogue.kiss.slap/1": "Oh, you\u0027ve crossed the line, my friend!",
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"witty.dialogue.apologize.fail/5": "Hah! As if I would ever consider accepting your so-called apology!",
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"witty.dialogue.apologize.fail/4": "Ouch! Save your pitiful apologies, for they hold no healing power!",
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"witty.dialogue.location.mansion/1": "Oh, let me tell you something juicy! There\u0027s this wickedly cursed mansion at %2$s, infested with those ghastly illagers. Trust me, darling, if you hold any value for your precious little life, steer clear of that wretched place.",
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"witty.dialogue.location.mansion/2": "Listen up, my friend. Picture this",
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"witty.dialogue.apologize.fail/1": "Begone from my presence!",
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"witty.dialogue.apologize.fail/3": "Oh, you\u0027re expecting me to believe that feeble excuse? How quaint!",
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"witty.dialogue.apologize.fail/2": "Ah, I see you\u0027ve mastered the art of intentionally colliding with me!",
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"witty.dialogue.stay.repeat/2": "Oh dear player, it seems you\u0027ve already graced me with your presence and asked that very question. My memory may be as sharp as a diamond sword, but it\u0027s clear as day that you\u0027ve been here before.",
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"witty.dialogue.stay.repeat/1": "Well, well, well, looks like you\u0027ve already taken a trip down memory lane and asked me that same old question before.",
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"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor.win.scissor/1": "Scissors have prevailed, leaving my paper utterly defeated. I tip my metaphorical hat to you, my quick-thinking rival! Well played, well played indeed.",
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"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor.scissor/1": "Brace yourself, my opponent, for the scissor is poised to claim victory in this epic battle!",
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"witty.dialogue.main/1": "Well, well, well, look who decided to grace us with their presence!",
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"witty.dialogue.main/2": "Yo, how\u0027s life treating you today, my friend?",
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"witty.dialogue.main/3": "Well, well, well, if it isn\u0027t my favorite person in the whole village!",
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"witty.dialogue.main/4": "Any exciting adventures on the horizon for you today, my dear villager?",
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"witty.dialogue.main/5": "How\u0027s the world treating you today, my fine fellow?",
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"witty.dialogue.main/6": "Hey there, %1$s! What\u0027s the latest gossip in the village?",
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"witty.dialogue.main.morning/10": "I might take it easy today, my body feels like a zombie apocalypse.",
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"witty.dialogue.main.morning/11": "My schedule is busier than a chicken farm during feeding time. I need a week-long nap.",
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"witty.dialogue.main.morning/12": "I actually managed to get some beauty sleep last night. Might as well turn some mountains into dust today, right?",
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"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.success/4": "Move over, %Supporter%! This one\u0027s got the jokes!",
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"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.success/3": "That\u0027s comedy gold, my friend! Pure genius!",
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"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.success/6": "Goodness gracious! My sides are splitting from that joke! I haven\u0027t laughed like this in ages!",
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"witty.dialogue.location.village_snowy/2": "Psst, listen up! If you make your way to %2$s, you\u0027ll find this frosty village in the snowy plains. The people there are friendly as ever, but man, it\u0027s colder than a penguin\u0027s freezer!",
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"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.success/5": "Oh, stop it! You\u0027re cracking me up! You should seriously consider a career in stand-up comedy!",
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"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.success/8": "Well, well, well! Look who\u0027s got the jokes! That was genuinely amusing!",
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"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.success/7": "Hehehe! You\u0027re a regular jokester, aren\u0027t you? Ash could take some lessons from you!",
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"witty.dialogue.location.village_snowy/1": "Hey, did you know there\u0027s a chilly little village over yonder at %2$s? Brrr, it\u0027s like an icebox over there!",
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"witty.dialogue.main/7": "You won\u0027t believe the crazy tale I have for you! So, picture this",
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"witty.dialogue.apologize.success/5": "Ah, well, I suppose even the universe can forgive one small oversight from time to time. Let\u0027s hope you\u0027ve learned your lesson, shall we?",
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"witty.dialogue.apologize.success/4": "No biggie, even the best of us stumble occasionally. Just make sure you keep your oopsies to a minimum.",
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"witty.dialogue.apologize.success/3": "Alright, I\u0027ll let it slide this time, but consider this your warning to never repeat your blunders again.",
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"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.success/2": "Hah! You\u0027ve got quite the sense of humor!",
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"witty.dialogue.apologize.success/2": "Well, lucky for you, I\u0027m feeling extra forgiving today. Just remember to avoid any more epic fails, alright?",
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"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.success/1": "*Chuckles* Oh, you never fail to tickle my funny bone!",
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"witty.dialogue.apologize.success/1": "Don\u0027t sweat it, we all have our moments of utter clumsiness.",
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"witty.dialogue.story.fail/10": "I must confess, my good sir, I fail to see any glimmer of brilliance in that particular endeavor of yours. Perhaps it\u0027s hidden beneath layers of mediocrity? I doubt it.",
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"witty.dialogue.location.monument/1": "Hey there, adventurer! Rumor has it there\u0027s a sunken castle chilling out near %2$s, but trust me, you\u0027d better bring your floaties and steer clear of those sneaky sea monsters. They\u0027re a feisty bunch!",
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"witty.dialogue.flirt.fail/3": "In your dreams, sweetheart. Actually, scratch that, even in your wildest dreams, it\u0027s not happening.",
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"witty.dialogue.flirt.fail/4": "Wow, have you always been this impressively pathetic? I\u0027m genuinely impressed.",
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"witty.dialogue.flirt.fail/1": "If you truly believe that, you better come armed with a bouquet of rare flowers and a diamond sword to prove it.",
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"witty.dialogue.flirt.fail/2": "Oh, please, spare me the recycled lines. The blacksmith tried the exact same approach yesterday!",
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"witty.dialogue.flirt.fail/7": "Stop giving me that puppy-dog look and learn this lesson",
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"witty.dialogue.flirt.fail/5": "You know what\u0027s more likely? A creeper exploding in your face. And trust me, that\u0027s not a pleasant experience.",
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"witty.dialogue.flirt.fail/6": "Nope. Not even once. I\u0027d rather endure a thousand nights in a zombie-infested village than entertain the thought of being with you.",
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"witty.dialogue.hug.fail/7": "Oh, umm... well, isn\u0027t this a... \"creative\" way of expressing gratitude? Sure, you\u0027re welcome... I guess?",
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"witty.dialogue.hug.fail/6": "Ugh, no offense, but your germ game is strong. Keep that hug to yourself!",
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"witty.dialogue.hug.fail/5": "Frankly speaking, a hug from you is about as appealing as a squashed creeper.",
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"witty.dialogue.hug.fail/4": "Oh, so you suddenly remembered my existence after your prehistoric blunder? Hard pass.",
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"witty.dialogue.hug.fail/3": "Hug? Hmm, what\u0027s in it for me?",
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"witty.dialogue.hug.fail/2": "Nah, I\u0027ll pass on the hugathon, thanks.",
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"witty.dialogue.hug.fail/1": "Woah, look at you, the poster child for a mud-slinging contest!",
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"witty.dialogue.first.spent_night.failed/3": "Hah! You\u0027re better off searching for an inn in another village. We\u0027ve got zero expertise in hospitality. Well, we\u0027ve got zero expertise in a lot of things, really. But hey, good luck!",
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"witty.dialogue.first.spent_night.failed/2": "Nope, sorry! You won\u0027t find an inn here, but hey, at least we\u0027re good at something... or not.",
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"witty.dialogue.first.spent_night.failed/1": "Ha! An inn? Building one would require more brain cells than our entire village combined!",
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"witty.dialogue.main.evening/9": "Oh, hey there! I was just out and about, getting ingredients from the butcher for tonight\u0027s dinner. Catch you on the flip side, my pixelated friend!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.rock_paper_scissor/1": "Let\u0027s spice things up with a riveting round of Rock Paper Scissor! I hope you\u0027re ready for a taste of my exceptional decision-making skills!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.flirt.success/7": "Oh please, enough with the flattery! You\u0027re turning me into a blushing mess over here.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.evening/5": "Well, I guess it\u0027s time for me to dash home and unleash my culinary skills on dinner preparation.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.swamp_hut/1": "You won\u0027t catch me dead near that swampy mess at %2$s. There\u0027s this wicked witch dwelling there, and I suggest you steer clear if you value your sanity.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.flirt.success/6": "How on earth do you always manage to look so incredibly captivating? Whenever I gaze upon you, I\u0027m at a loss for words.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.evening/6": "Ugh, I totally wasted today! It\u0027s like I was a zombie stuck in a blocky trance, achieving absolutely nothing.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.swamp_hut/2": "Forget about %2$s, my friend. That swamp is home to the most notorious witch in all of Minecraft. If you have any sense, you\u0027ll make a wide arc around that cursed place.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.flirt.success/5": "That was beyond adorable! Seriously, you had me swooning from the moment you walked in!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.evening/7": "I\u0027m seriously considering a power nap right about now. This morning was more intense than facing off against a horde of zombies!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.flirt.success/4": "Goodness gracious...",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.evening/8": "You won\u0027t catch me strolling around at night anymore, not after that creeper incident last month. I\u0027m locking myself inside like a cautious villager!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.evening/1": "Good evening, my fellow Minecraft enthusiast!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.evening/2": "Whoa, can you believe how quickly the sun disappeared? Tell me, how did your day unfold?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.evening/3": "Another grueling day in this virtual world, huh? We\u0027re practically digital workaholics!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.evening/4": "Time just soared by, didn\u0027t it? So much to do, so little time to mine those diamonds!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rumors.lore/6": "Gather \u0027round, folks, and let me tell you the tales of the legendary ancient builders. They were like the rockstars of the Overworld, leaving behind magnificent ruins and temples that still boggle the mind! It\u0027s like they sprinkled their genius all over our realm.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rumors.lore/4": "You know, our very own MerlinWolfGames has gone above and beyond for Sirben\u0027s glory. That guy went ahead and built a jaw-dropping temple dedicated to the mighty Sirben himself. It\u0027s like one of those ancient wonders you read about!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.stay.fail/2": "Appreciate the offer, buddy, but I\u0027m a wild soul yearning for heart-pounding escapades and uncharted territories!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rumors.lore/5": "Ah, those were the days, my friend. We had this super advanced race of builders roaming around, crafting awe-inspiring structures left and right. But alas, they vanished into thin air. It\u0027s like they pulled a magical disappearing act on us!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.stay.fail/1": "No way, amigo! I\u0027m all about seeking thrills and chills, not staying stuck in this quaint village.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rumors.lore/2": "Can you believe it? Those pesky Cyberdemons thought they could invade us through their fancy Portals. Well, guess what? Sirben and Luke teamed up and put a stop to the whole invasion shenanigans!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.exploring.success/3": "You, my friend, are an explorer extraordinaire! Venturing into the great unknown, facing danger with a mischievous grin, and leaving no stone unturned. I salute your courageous spirit!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor/2": "Brace yourself for the thrashing of a lifetime, my friend! I guarantee victory shall be mine this time!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rumors.lore/3": "You won\u0027t believe the wild tale I heard. So, apparently, 2DA50 got mixed up in the whole Ancient Builder disappearance thing, and guess where they ended up? The Far Lands! And poof, never heard from again. Talk about vanishing in style!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.exploring.success/2": "Oh, the tales you must have to tell! I can almost see you striding boldly through untamed wilderness, conquering fearsome monsters, and unraveling ancient mysteries. How I envy your thrilling escapades!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor/1": "Alright, prepare yourself for the ultimate showdown of rock, paper, scissors! Let\u0027s see who triumphs!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rumors.lore/1": "It\u0027s all the rage these days, everyone\u0027s going nuts for Sirben! His loyal prophets, MerlinWolfGames and Crow, are out there spreading his divine teachings.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.flirt.success/3": "*Giggles* Are you serious? Because, seriously, you\u0027re melting my heart right now.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.flirt.success/2": "Oh, stop it! You\u0027re making my heart skip a beat with your cuteness!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor.win.paper/1": "Rock, oh rock, why do you always have to rain on my winning streak? It\u0027s like you have a sixth sense for my paper moves.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.flirt.success/1": "Wow, you\u0027re like a superhero or something!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.stay.fail/3": "This village is sweet, but I\u0027ve got a wanderlust that can\u0027t be contained. I\u0027m all about living life on the edge, my friend!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.jungle_pyramid/2": "Ah, %2$s, the infamous jungle ruins. Legends say it\u0027s teeming with ancient traps that can outsmart even the cleverest of minds. If you\u0027re feeling adventurous, it might be worth a visit. Just remember, those traps have claimed more lives than I can count. But hey, who am I to stop you?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.jungle_pyramid/1": "Have you heard about the cursed temple at %2$s? It\u0027s like a deathtrap waiting to gobble up unsuspecting adventurers. I\u0027d steer clear if I were you. Unless, of course, you have a thing for danger, then be my guest.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.exploring.success/1": "No way! I\u0027ve always dreamt of going on epic adventures, charting unexplored lands, and discovering hidden treasures. It\u0027s like being the hero in my very own legend!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.question/1": "Well, well, well. Look who decided to grace us with their presence. What brings you to this humble village?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.question/2": "Well, aren\u0027t you a breath of fresh air! What thrilling escapades have led you to our little corner of the world?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.question/3": "Goodness gracious, we\u0027ve got ourselves an adventurer! Pray tell, my curious soul, how did you manage to find your way here?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.village_desert/1": "Who would have thought? Right here in this unforgiving desert, you\u0027ll stumble upon a village that will steal your heart in an instant!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.enderdragon.fail/2": "Oh please, spare me the jokes. That dragon is so unbeatable, it would laugh at any human\u0027s feeble attempts to harm it!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.enderdragon.fail/1": "Ha! Are you out of your mind? The ender dragon is nothing but a fairytale.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor.loose.scissor/1": "Scissors, meet your worst nightmare",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.pyramid/2": "Rumor has it, there\u0027s a mind-boggling pyramid at %2$s. It\u0027s like a big, mysterious puzzle just waiting for someone brilliant like you to solve it.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.pyramid/1": "Oh, did you catch a glimpse of that majestic pyramid over at %2$s? Quite the sight, I must say!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.pyramid/3": "Ah, %2$s! The land of legends and secrets. I\u0027ve heard whispers about a treacherous pyramid lurking there. Many have tried to conquer its depths, but none have returned unscathed. Are you brave enough to test your luck?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.plains/1": "Isn\u0027t it a bit boring here in the plains? I mean, I\u0027ve never seen anything more exciting. Maybe I should sprout wings and fly away one day...",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.plains/2": "Ah, the plains, the epitome of tranquility. Even if it lacks the adrenaline rush of other biomes, I\u0027d still choose this serene abode any day.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.plains/3": "You know, when the moon graces the plains with its presence, it\u0027s like a symphony of beauty and peace, like nature itself is putting on a magical show just for me.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.plains/4": "Sometimes, I feel like just lying down, gazing at the vast expanse above, and whispering secrets to the stars.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.plains/5": "The air here in the plains? Oh, it\u0027s like sipping on the elixir of life, purer than the purest spring water! Makes those taiga folks green with envy, I tell you.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.plains/6": "Sure, the plains may lack the bells and whistles, but there\u0027s something inherently charming about its simplicity. It\u0027s like finding beauty in the most understated and humble of places.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.plains/7": "Ah, the weather today brings back memories of my mischievous childhood days. I used to chase wildflowers, hoping to impress my crush, Ash. Ah, young love, so sweet and innocent.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.plains/8": "Have you ever witnessed the majestic morning sunrise in the plains? It\u0027s like nature\u0027s own masterpiece unfolding before your very eyes. Trust me, it\u0027s a sight that\u0027ll take your breath away.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.village_savanna/1": "Whoa, if you head on over to %2$s, you\u0027ll find another village baking in the scorching sun! Trust me, you\u0027ll need SPF 1000!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.village_savanna/2": "Hey there, adventurer! Take a trip to the savanna at %2$s and you\u0027ll stumble upon a sizzling village filled with the friendliest folks ever. Prepare to be dazzled!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.stay.success/1": "Well, fancy that! I would absolutely adore planting my roots in this delightful village!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rumors.failed/1": "Hmm, my dear, I\u0027m afraid I haven\u0027t stumbled upon any juicy tidbits lately. My ears have been rather disappointed by the lack of scandalous whispers.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.mayor/2": "Wishing you a magnificent day, Mayor!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.mayor/1": "Greetings and salutations, esteemed Mayor!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.igloo/3": "Hold on to your mittens! At %2$s, there\u0027s an icy relic called an igloo. It\u0027s been forsaken for ages, I tell ya! Who needs a house made of ice? It\u0027s like living in a freezer. Brrrr!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.stay.success/2": "Marvelous! I would simply relish the opportunity to call this village my permanent abode!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.igloo/1": "Can you believe it? There\u0027s an igloo at %2$s. Who in their right mind would choose to live in a frosty abode like that? I mean, do they enjoy constantly shivering? *shudders*",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.igloo/2": "You won\u0027t believe the gossip I heard! There\u0027s a deserted igloo at %2$s. It\u0027s like a ghost town, quite literally. I swear I saw a specter floating around there! Spooky, right?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.fail/1": "Well, well, well... what do we have here?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.village_plains/2": "Brace yourself, my dear friend, for beyond the vast plain at %2$s lies a hidden gem - another village, bustling with life and excitement.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.fail/2": "Oh, how delightful it is to hear such news!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.village_plains/1": "Oh, you won\u0027t believe what lies ahead at %2$s! There\u0027s another charming village just waiting to be discovered.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.fail/3": "Well, isn\u0027t that just the bee\u0027s knees?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.fail/4": "Well, knock me over with a feather! Is that so?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.failed/5": "Oh, look at you, attempting to be humorous. A for effort, I suppose.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.fail/5": "Oh, bless my soul, would you look at that...",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.failed/6": "Oh, my sides! Oh wait, no, they\u0027re not hurting at all. That was sarcasm, my friend.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.failed/3": "My apologies, but I\u0027ll have to award you the \"Least Funny Joke of the Year\" trophy for that one.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.failed/4": "Hold on, let me check the Joke-o-Meter... Yep, it\u0027s official, that joke barely registered a chuckle.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.failed/7": "Can someone call a comedy doctor? Because that joke needs some serious resuscitation.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.failed/8": "You know, even a zombie with brain rot could come up with a better joke than that. And they don\u0027t even have brains!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet/2": "Well, hello there, %1$s! Any exciting tales to share?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet/1": "Hey there, superstar! How\u0027s the world spinning for you today?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet/4": "Look at you, shining brighter than the sun! How\u0027s your adventure unfolding?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet/3": "Oh, hello there, inquisitive one! What brings you to my humble abode?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.monster.success/4": "Hold on, you managed to orchestrate a skeleton taking out a creeper? That\u0027s some next-level brilliance, haha!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.monster.success/5": "Hahah! Can you believe how clueless those cave spiders are? It\u0027s like they forgot how to spider, haha!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.monster.failed/1": "Oh please, did you really think skeletons would just stand there and let you swing a sword at them? We\u0027ve got feelings too, you know!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.monster.failed/3": "Oh, look, another genius who forgot that zombies and skeletons were once humans. Congratulations, Captain Obvious!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.snowy_plains/7": "You wouldn\u0027t believe the iron grip of an iron golem! Once it grabs hold of you, you\u0027re stuck like a hapless fly in a spider\u0027s web. Trust me, I\u0027ve learned that the hard way.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.monster.success/1": "Haha! That Skelly got what it deserved, served with a side of justice!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.monster.failed/2": "Who even jokes about creepers blowing up anymore? It\u0027s like telling someone the sun rises in the morning. Yawn!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.snowy_plains/6": "Beware of the ferocious wolves lurking nearby, my friend. The village guards have been on high alert for their sneaky presence. Stay safe!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.monster.success/2": "Are you telling me a zombie thought it could take you down with a shovel? Hahaha, what a feeble attempt!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.monster.failed/5": "If I had a nickel for every time someone cracked a silverfish-on-the-toilet joke, I\u0027d have two whole nickels. Not a fortune, but enough to say \"weird coincidence, huh?\"",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.monster.success/3": "The spider must\u0027ve learned its lesson after crossing paths with you! Haha, you\u0027re the true boss of the block!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.monster.failed/4": "Did you see that enderman fall into water? Hold the front page! It\u0027s the most thrilling thing I\u0027ve seen all day... not!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.snowy_plains/8": "Ah, the nostalgia of my childhood! My parents used to surprise me with a pumpkin, and after we enjoyed a delicious pie, I\u0027d fashion a jolly snow golem out of it. What a riot we had!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.goaway/1": "Ugh, can\u0027t you see I\u0027m busy? Scram!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.goaway/2": "Don\u0027t you have a life or something? Seriously, go bother someone else.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.goaway/3": "Oh, sorry, but I\u0027m currently occupied with important things. Can\u0027t spare a moment for ya, %1$s.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.goaway/4": "Hey, why don\u0027t you go pester someone who actually cares? I\u0027m not interested in your antics.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.goaway/5": "Haha, nice try, you mere mortal. My patience for your presence has run out. Begone, heathen!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.savanna/7": "Phew, thank goodness for those acacia trees! When the sun\u0027s blazing its fiery wrath upon us, those leafy giants become our saviors, creating oases of cool shade. Working here feels like a tropical vacation... well, almost.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.savanna/6": "The hills and terrains in this savanna are like an artist\u0027s canvas come to life. Every step is a journey, every view is a postcard-worthy sight. It\u0027s like living in a real-life adventure novel.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.savanna/8": "Move over, other villages! Our savanna is known for producing the juiciest, most mouthwatering melons and pumpkins in the entire Minecraft world. We\u0027re like the Gordon Ramsay of agriculture, trading our prized treasures with envy-inducing swagger.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.savanna/3": "Have you seen the incredible architecture in this savanna? It\u0027s like a blend of ancient wisdom and modern creativity. Living here feels like being part of a living, breathing masterpiece.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.no_money/3": "Ah, my good sir/madam, I must inform you that while my humble appearance may deceive, my unparalleled skills come at a price. And that price, my friend, is more emeralds than you currently possess.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.savanna/2": "Ugh, those llamas can be a bit of a pain in the neck, but honestly, they\u0027re like the quirky neighbors that you love to hate. Keeps things interesting, you know?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.no_money/2": "Oh, dear me! It seems your emerald stash is a bit on the meager side if you wish to bask in the brilliance of my talents.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.savanna/5": "Sure, it doesn\u0027t rain over here, but who needs rain when we\u0027ve got flowing rivers? Take that, desert villages! We\u0027ve got a natural water park right in our backyard.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.savanna/4": "Don\u0027t be fooled by the seemingly plain savanna biome. Oh no, my friend. We\u0027ve got hidden gems and secret perks that only the savvy villagers discover. It\u0027s like having access to a VIP club, without the velvet ropes.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.savanna/1": "Phew! This savanna heat is no joke, but hey, at least we don\u0027t have to deal with winter coats and frozen toes, amirite?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.no_money/1": "My dear friend, I\u0027m afraid your emerald count is a tad bit insufficient to secure my extraordinary services.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.snowy_plains/3": "Ah, chilly days like these are the perfect excuse to curl up in a cozy blanket, sip some hot cocoa, and lose myself in a captivating book by the crackling fire. Absolute bliss!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.snowy_plains/2": "Goodness gracious, it\u0027s colder than a penguin\u0027s pantry out here! But hey, at least I can dine on an endless buffet of freshly caught fish. Cheers to that!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.snowy_plains/5": "The night brings out the mischievous strays, armed with their pesky tipped arrows. Ugh, talk about a real thorn in my side!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.snowy_plains/4": "Snowfall always triggers a whirlwind of memories from my youth. Oh, the snowball fights we used to have with my mischievous gang! Those were the days, my friend.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.snowy_plains/1": "Brrr! This icy weather keeps me on my toes, but as long as I have a roaring fireplace, I can conquer anything!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.desert/10": "Life in this dry desert is tough, but luckily, our village is an oasis of water and food. Who needs lush greenery when you\u0027ve got a community that knows how to survive in style?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.failed/2": "Oh, darlin\u0027, you\u0027ve got better odds of finding a needle in a haystack than me knowing about any noteworthy locations. Sorry to burst your bubble!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.failed/3": "Bless your adventurous heart, but I\u0027m afraid my priorities lie in more productive pursuits than tracking down perilous dungeons. So, no, no hidden treasure maps tucked away in this noggin, I\u0027m afraid.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.failed/1": "Well, ain\u0027t that a shame? My ears must be on vacation because I haven\u0027t caught wind of anything exciting.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet/9": "Hey, hey! The sight of you brings a smile to my face. What brings you here today?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet/6": "Ohai, oh mighty wanderer of the pixelated realms!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet/5": "Greetings, esteemed %1$s! Your presence brings joy to my day!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet/8": "Hello, hello! Delightful to lay eyes upon you. How fares your existence today?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet/7": "Ah, it\u0027s you! The pleasure of your company is always welcome.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.animal.failed/1": "Oh, come on! Lighten up, will ya? Ain\u0027t nobody gonna get hurt by a little joke!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor.win.rock/1": "Well, well, well, looks like rock just bulldozed over scissor. I\u0027m clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.village_taiga/1": "Ah, behold! In the vast expanse of the taiga biome lies another enchanting village, just waiting to be discovered!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.animal.failed/3": "Hey now, watch your words! My pig might not understand, but I do, and I don\u0027t appreciate it!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.animal.failed/2": "Bah, you\u0027re such a buzzkill! That sheep joke was baa-d, but it\u0027s all in good fun!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.failed/1": "Oh, dear, dear. Jokes really aren\u0027t your strong suit, are they?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.animal.failed/5": "Woah there, cowboy! Making fun of a cow\u0027s eyebrows? Now that\u0027s a new one! Gotta hand it to you for originality!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.failed/2": "Well, bless your heart for trying. But that joke fell flat on its face.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.village_taiga/2": "Venture forth, my friend, into the heart of the magnificent taiga biome, and lo and behold, you shall stumble upon another village of wondrous charm!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.animal.failed/4": "Haha, well played, my friend! That joke may be a bit on the questionable side, but I\u0027ll give you points for audacity!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.wither.success/1": "Unbelievable! The Wither is like a walking disaster, but you just crushed it!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.wither.success/2": "No way! You actually defeated the Wither?! Mind officially blown!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.kiss.success/3": "Honey? No, no, you\u0027re more like a delectable dessert, a delicacy!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.kiss.success/4": "Well, well, well, aren\u0027t you quite the skilled smoocher, %1$s?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.kiss.success/1": "I\u0027m telling you, this moment is pure magic!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/21": "Wait, you actually believe the Earth is round? How quaint. Do tell me more about your spherical fantasies.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.kiss.success/2": "My taste buds are dancing with joy, just like at a pumpkin pie feast!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/20": "So, are you finally done gracing me with your mind-numbing dialogue?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.success/1": "Seriously? That\u0027s like the most epic tale I\u0027ve ever heard!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.success/2": "If only I had the guts to face a creeper. You\u0027re braver than a knight!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.success/3": "Wow, that story was top-notch! Did you hire a team of writers for that masterpiece?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.kiss.success/5": "Move over Ash, %1$s is the new champion of kisses! *chuckles*",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.kiss.success/6": "Haha, you\u0027ve definitely mastered the art of smooching! Move aside, Ash, the new kissing legend has arrived! *winks*",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/12": "Ah, the rumors about you were right. It\u0027s like looking into the abyss of dullness.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.nether.success/5": "Are Zombified Piglins like the Brad Pitts of the Nether? Should I be asking for their autographs or something?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/11": "Seriously, what\u0027s your malfunction? Why would anyone waste breath on such nonsense?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.nether.success/4": "Seriously, how do you sleep at night? With a Zombified Piglin nightlight? I\u0027m asking for a friend, of course. Who\u0027s me. And I\u0027m totally not scared. Nope. Not at all.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/10": "Pardon me, but did you really think I cared about what you just said?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.nether.success/3": "So, rumor has it there\u0027s more treasure in the Nether than the pirates of the Caribbean could ever dream of. Too bad I\u0027m allergic to danger, or else I\u0027d be swimming in gold.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.nether.success/2": "Whoa, surviving the Nether is like winning a game show called \"Escape the Inferno\". Congrats, you\u0027re the ultimate daredevil!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/16": "My apologies, your conversation had all the excitement of watching grass grow.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/15": "Spare me your presence, or I\u0027ll have the guards relocate you to a land far, far away.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/14": "You have the charm of a witch and the personality of a wet blanket. Impressive, really.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/13": "Even the undead steer clear of your company, my friend.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.nether.success/1": "Is it like, hotter than the sun there or something? I mean, I can\u0027t even handle spicy salsa, let alone the Nether.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.night/4": "3. Let\u0027s not wander too far from the village, shall we? We wouldn\u0027t want to tempt fate and become monster fodder.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.taiga/1": "The woods, my friend, they\u0027re like a treasure trove of resources! Timber for building, firewood to keep us warm, and oh, let\u0027s not forget the bountiful hunting grounds. It\u0027s like Mother Nature\u0027s gift to us!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.night/3": "2. So you too find solace in the darkness? How intriguing!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.night/2": "Ah, a nocturnal creature emerges from the shadows. Fascinating!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.taiga/3": "Taiga forests, my dear, are simply the epitome of coolness! And those sweet berries? Oh, they\u0027re like nature\u0027s candy, an absolute delight for the taste buds.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.night/1": "0. Goodness gracious, burning the midnight oil, are we?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.taiga/2": "Cold? Nah, that\u0027s just the taiga\u0027s way of toughening us up! Trust me, we\u0027ve got everything we need right here. Wouldn\u0027t trade this frosty paradise for anything in the world!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.ancient_city/0": "Oh, let me tell you, I was strolling around %2$s and suddenly I heard the strangest noises echoing from the depths of the earth. It was like the secrets of the ancient city were whispering to me!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.taiga/5": "Can you believe it? The wolves here are practically domesticated! And why wouldn\u0027t they be? With all the potential food lying around, they\u0027ve got no reason to be fierce. It\u0027s like having loyal furry companions roaming around.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.taiga/4": "Oh, those foxes in our taiga forests are quite the little rascals! I mean, who can resist their mischievous charm? Sometimes, I even treat them to some sweet berries. It\u0027s our own secret alliance, you know?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.taiga/7": "Now, let\u0027s talk about those sweet berry bushes. Oh, they\u0027re a double-edged sword! Yes, the berries are to die for, but those prickly thorns? Ouch! It\u0027s like a painful reminder that nature can be a bit cheeky sometimes.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.ancient_city/1": "You won\u0027t believe what I discovered while exploring %2$s. My instincts tell me that there\u0027s something extraordinary lurking far beneath the surface. I can almost feel the ancient city\u0027s presence calling out to me.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.taiga/6": "Ah, the crisp, fresh air of the taiga. It\u0027s like a spa treatment for the lungs! Nothing beats that revitalizing feeling, especially after a long day of gathering resources and exploring.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/19": "I\u0027d take pleasure in contemplating a pig\u0027s behind rather than engage in conversation with you.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.taiga/8": "Rain in the taiga may be cold, my friend, but it\u0027s also a symphony of tranquility. Picture yourself cozying up by the fire, listening to the rhythmic pitter-patter outside. It\u0027s like nature\u0027s lullaby, soothing your soul.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/18": "I wonder if the world will mourn the loss of your incessant babbling when the day comes.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/17": "Are you quite finished with your verbal diarrhea? I have better things to do.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.night/9": "8. Oh, the anticipation of crawling under warm covers and drifting into a blissful slumber. Pure bliss!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.night/8": "7. Fatigue is slowly creeping in, my friend. Perhaps tomorrow calls for a lighter workload and some much-needed rest.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.night/7": "6. While the bustling daytime has its charms, there\u0027s something enchanting about strolling under the starry night sky.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.night/6": "5. Ah, the tranquil darkness, where one can find solace amidst the chaos. Truly a serene time to unwind.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.night/5": "4. The village guards do lend a sense of security, but the night still sends shivers down your spine, doesn\u0027t it?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.exploring.fail/1": "Your tales are more worn out than a creeper\u0027s explosion radius.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.exploring.fail/2": "Oh, look who\u0027s trying to be the king of snark. Careful not to trip on your own sarcasm, tough guy.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor.loose.rock/1": "Oh, look at that! My paper just effortlessly crushed your rock. It\u0027s almost too easy for me. Better luck next time, pal!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.generic/1": "Well, look who decided to grace us with their presence! Welcome to the village, stranger. Prepare to be amazed.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.generic/2": "Ah, greetings, mysterious wanderer! What brings you to our humble village? Perhaps tales of adventure and excitement?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.ancient_city/3": "Legends, my dear friend, legends! They speak of an ancient city nestled within the very heart of %2$s. Although my eyes failed to catch a glimpse, I can\u0027t shake the feeling that this hidden treasure lies beneath the ground, waiting to be discovered by an adventurous soul like yourself.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.generic/3": "Well, well, well. A fresh face enters the scene. Brace yourself for the awe and wonder that awaits you in our village.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.ruined_portal_mountain/1": "Guess what? There\u0027s a ruined portal in the mountains, right at %2$s! It\u0027s like Mother Nature\u0027s twisted sense of humor decided to play a prank on unsuspecting travelers.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.generic/4": "Huzzah! Behold, a newcomer has arrived! Pray tell, dear traveler, what tales of triumph and intrigue have you brought with you?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.shipwreck/2": "Avast, me hearties! Word on the high seas is that some lucky fishermen stumbled upon a shipwreck at %2$s. I\u0027m positively itching to know if there be some hidden treasure waiting to be plundered... Yo ho ho!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.nether.fail/1": "Oh, honey, I highly doubt you\u0027ve even glimpsed the fiery depths of the Nether.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.shipwreck/1": "Ahoy there, matey! Feast your eyes upon the majestic shipwreck I discovered at %2$s. That sunken vessel once sailed under the flag of the mighty Eastern Alliance Company, aye!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.nether.fail/2": "Ah, so that\u0027s why those feisty Piglins decided to have a go at you. It all makes sense now.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.exploring.fail/3": "Interacting with you is like conversing with a dreamer who hasn\u0027t quite grasped reality yet. Minus the charm, of course.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.nether.fail/5": "Bless your heart, but my dear old grandpappy knew every nook and cranny of the Nether, and he never breathed a word about warped fungus. You\u0027re stretching the truth, my friend!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.ruined_portal_swamp/1": "Behold, dear friend! A ruined portal gracing the center of this ghastly swamp. I can\u0027t help but chuckle at the thought of those Nether invaders expecting a grand entrance, only to be met with the reality of this squalid dump. Quite the amusing turn of events, wouldn\u0027t you say?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.nether.fail/3": "Sweetie, it doesn\u0027t matter if you\u0027ve been to the Nether or not. You couldn\u0027t spin a captivating tale if your life depended on it.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.nether.fail/4": "Oh, darling, you seem as feeble as a newborn chicken. I can\u0027t imagine you surviving a minute in the treacherous Nether.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.generic/5": "Well, well, well. If it isn\u0027t our lucky day! A wayfaring soul has stumbled upon our village. Prepare for a delightful journey, my friend.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.generic/6": "Greetings, esteemed traveler! You have found your way to our humble abode. Prepare yourself for the warmest of welcomes and the grandest of adventures.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.animal.success/5": "Ah, the beauty of cows and their udderly infinite milk supply! It\u0027s like having your own personal dairy farm on-demand. Pure moo-nificence!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.hire/1": "Alright, just give the signal when you require my extraordinary skills. I shall grace you with my presence for the duration of our financial arrangement.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.animal.success/4": "That\u0027s a special kind of dumb that\u0027s so dumb, it\u0027s genius! I mean, who needs logic when you can have a good laugh, am I right?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.animal.success/3": "You won\u0027t believe this, but chickens have secretly been taking improv classes. Yeah, they\u0027re cracking hilarious jokes now! Who knew they had such comedic talent hidden under those feathers?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.hire/3": "Marvelous! I assure you, dear sir/madam, engaging my services will prove to be an absolutely delightful decision. Pray, prepare thy emeralds, for I shall be waiting with bated breath to embark on this grand endeavor of ours!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.animal.success/2": "Ah, and here comes the juicy gossip - the wolf and the sheep, a love story for the ages! Can\u0027t wait for the next episode of \"Sheep of Thrones\"!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.hire/2": "Oh, splendid! Kindly inform me of your imminent need for my unparalleled assistance. Fear not, for I shall remain here, eagerly anticipating the exchange of shimmering emeralds!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.animal.success/1": "Oh, what a baa-d day for that sheep to misplace its wool! But hey, at least it can rock the naked look now!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.shipwreck_beached/1": "Ahoy there, matey! I stumbled upon a shipwrecked beauty at %2$s, right on the sandy shores. It\u0027s quite the sight, you won\u0027t be able to resist its allure!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.shipwreck_beached/2": "Avast, me hearties! Head on over to %2$s and feast your eyes upon a shipwreck stranded on the beach. It\u0027s a mysterious tale, that one. I can\u0027t help but ponder how it got there, arrr!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.night/10": "9. Sleep beckons, my dear. Rumor has it that tomorrow holds great adventures for you.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.desert/9": "Note to self",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.desert/8": "Living here means dealing with those pesky husks. They have the audacity to make you ravenous with just one whack. It\u0027s like they have a secret \"hangry\" power!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.desert/7": "Spotting rabbits in this desert is like finding a needle in a haystack made of sand. Those little bunnies sure know how to hide!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.desert/6": "Phew! The sun is determined to turn us into human toast today. Time to whip out the sunscreen and pray for some shade.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.desert/5": "Goodness gracious, the sun is really out to roast us today. I wouldn\u0027t be surprised if I start sizzling like a sausage any moment now.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.desert/4": "When the sun sets, the desert transforms into a breathtaking celestial theater. It\u0027s like being in a front row seat for the greatest cosmic show on Earth.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.desert/3": "Look at me, I\u0027ve got a permanent tan that even a vampire would envy. Though it might be a sunburn, who\u0027s counting?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.hug.success/6": "Who needs a fireplace when I\u0027ve got you? You\u0027re a walking furnace of warmth!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.hug.success/5": "Oh, you\u0027ve got some serious hugging skills, my friend! Consider this a reciprocal embrace.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.hug.success/4": "Move over, sheep, there\u0027s a new snuggle champion in town! You\u0027re softer than a cloud!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.busy/2": "Oh, sweetie, as much as I adore our little chats, duty calls and I must conquer this workload before the sun sets.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.hug.success/3": "Well, isn\u0027t this the highlight of my day! A hug that shines brighter than the sun!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.busy/1": "Hey, I\u0027ve already given you my daily dose of village gossip. Time for me to put my nose back on the grindstone.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.hug.success/2": "Ah, just what the doctor ordered! You\u0027ve got healing hugs, my friend.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.busy/4": "Regrettably, my friend, the demands of productivity are summoning me. Fear not, for we shall rendezvous again when my work is complete.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.hug.success/1": "Well, well, well, if it isn\u0027t my long-lost buddy!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.busy/3": "My apologies, darling, but my plate is currently overflowing with tasks. Shall we catch up when I\u0027m not juggling like a circus performer?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.busy/5": "Blast it all! I\u0027ve left my furnace unattended, and it\u0027s in danger of staging a fiery rebellion! Let\u0027s continue our tete-a-tete once I\u0027ve averted disaster, shall we?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.success/8": "Oh, snap! So that\u0027s the secret behind your diamond-finding prowess? You\u0027re like a Minecraft Indiana Jones!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.success/9": "Hey, swing by later, will ya? I\u0027m dying to hear more of your mind-boggling chronicles.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.success/4": "Hold up, you mean to tell me all of that happened in just one day? Mind. Blown.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.success/5": "Are you serious? I was practically in the same neighborhood yesterday and I missed this jaw-dropping saga?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.success/6": "Haha, classic %Supporter%! Always turning ordinary tales into extraordinary adventures.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.success/7": "The Legend of %Supporter% is practically engraved in my brain cells. You better regale me with it once more!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.mineshaft/2": "Prepare yourself for a spine-chilling tale, my dear friend! In ages past, a mine stood proudly in these very depths, but alas, a calamity of monstrous proportions befell it! Word has it, fearsome creatures now lurk in the shadows, turning it into a treacherous labyrinth. Should you choose to venture forth, remember - danger dances in every step! Find this accursed mine at %2$s.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.forgot/3": "Oh boy, do I have a tale for you! There was this incredible sight that I stumbled upon, but alas, my memory decided to take a coffee break. Can you believe it? Sorry for the forgetfulness!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.forgot/2": "Hey there, adventurer! Guess what? I discovered an epic location that would have blown your socks off... if only I hadn\u0027t forgotten to jot it down. My brain cells must be on vacation today, apologies!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.forgot/1": "Oh, you won\u0027t believe it! I stumbled upon this mind-blowing spot and totally meant to mark it on the map, but my memory failed me. My bad, sorry!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.desert/2": "The desert is like a never-ending sauna, minus the relaxing music and cucumber slices.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.stay.no_space/1": "Well, well, well, looks like this village is bursting at the seams, doesn\u0027t it?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.ruined_portal/3": "So, word around here is that %2$s is home to some seriously ancient ruins. Rumor has it, it used to be a nether portal. But let me tell you, buddy, it\u0027s not just any ordinary ruins. It\u0027s like... cursed or something! People say there might even be treasure hidden inside, but honestly, I wouldn\u0027t touch it with a ten-foot pole!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.desert/1": "Who needs winter when you can bask in the scorching heat of the desert all year round?",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.stay.no_space/2": "Oh, how I long to set up shop here, but alas, every bed in this bustling village has been claimed! It\u0027s like trying to find a needle in a haystack, my friend!",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.ruined_portal/2": "Hey, guess what? If you\u0027re up for a little adventure, check out %2$s. There\u0027s this completely wrecked nether portal that\u0027ll give you goosebumps! I mean, it\u0027s like the Nether had a fiery party and this place is the aftermath. But don\u0027t worry, it\u0027s safe... I think.",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.ruined_portal/1": "Oh boy, you won\u0027t believe what\u0027s waiting for you at %2$s - a ruined portal straight out of a horror movie! I mean, seriously, it\u0027s like the Nether paid a visit and left its fiery mark. Scary stuff, if you ask me!"
|
||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.negative/3": "嗯，我们这里有什么？哦，原来是你。多么激动人心啊。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.negative/2": "好吧，好吧，好吧，如果它不是坏消息的携带者……我想，会回来获取更多信息吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.negative/5": "哦，太高兴了，头号麻烦制造者又来了。我做了什么值得这样？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor.loose.paper/1": "是时候释放我剪刀的力量，把你的纸撕成碎片了！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.negative/4": "啊，失望的一天到来了。我本来希望能有更多的惊喜，可惜，只有你。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.success/17": "啊，回忆起童年，我的记忆如潮水般涌来。那是我真正的传奇，左右为难的日子！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.success/16": "想到我最终来到邻村的另一个现实，真是太疯狂了。谁知道呢，也许我现在就已经当市长了！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.success/19": "所以，我已经忽视了附近村庄的老朋友们很多年了。是时候戴上我的冒险家帽子，踏上英雄之旅，与失散多年的朋友们重聚了！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.negative/1": "哎呀，又是你吗？请饶恕我的存在！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.success/18": "你相信吗？我的父母实际上认为我已经忘记了他们。我应该拜访他们，给他们一个惊喜，并提醒他们谁是他们的超级明星孩子！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.success/13": "我一直在考虑收养一只这里可爱的流浪猫。这就像有一个可爱的小伙伴来配合我令人难以置信的存在。只是需要找一些空闲时间，你知道吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.enderdragon.success/2": "好啦好啦！看看谁杀死了传说中可怕的巨龙！这个村庄将在未来的几个世纪里继续讲述您的英雄故事！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.success/12": "您听说过有关 %Supporter% 的丑闻吗？我一直渴望透露有趣的细节。这么说吧，他们与一个顽皮的末影人发生了冲突。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.enderdragon.success/1": "惊人！传说中的龙蛋你真的抢到了吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.success/15": "啊，有一天有孩子的甜蜜梦想。我只需要找到完美的",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.success/14": "我一直在考虑对我简陋的住所进行改造。我的意思是，它已经很棒了，但是一点点活力也没什么坏处。现在，如果我能鼓起能量和动力去做这件事就好了。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.success/10": "你知道我最近在想什么吗？ ％支持者％。大约一年前，他们就消失得无影无踪了。我想知道他们是否偶然发现了一些秘密领域或其他东西。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.kiss.fail/1": "皱起眉头，但前提是没有人窥探！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.kiss.fail/2": "这就是你的接吻想法吗？请你再努力一点吧！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.kiss.fail/3": "哦，亲爱的，艾什的吻让你的吻相形见绌。加强你的游戏！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.kiss.fail/4": "让我告诉你一个小秘密",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.shake_hand.fail/5": "哦，你想让我走吗？多么出乎意料啊！我以为你喜欢我的存在就像爬行物爆炸一样。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.kiss.fail/5": "嗯，谢谢...我猜？但你还有很长的路要走。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/1": "哇，我什至无法理解这句话有多么可笑。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.shake_hand.fail/4": "好吧，好吧，看看谁决定抛弃平时粗鲁的自己。我印象深刻，或者只是震惊。",
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"witty.dialogue.kiss.fail/6": "滚开我，你这个业余爱好者！无法接受正确的吻吧？",
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"witty.dialogue.shake_hand.fail/3": "别担心，我不是一个需要给你留下深刻印象的随机村民。你可以把礼貌留给别人。",
|
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"witty.dialogue.shake_hand.fail/2": "哦，你拒绝我的提议真是太好了。这和我想象中的你并没有什么不同。",
|
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"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/4": "看看你，像孔雀一样昂首阔步。",
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"witty.dialogue.shake_hand.fail/1": "哦，看看谁突然对握手感兴趣了，屠牛先生。",
|
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"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/5": "我的朋友，你应该得到一张去地牢的单程票。",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/2": "哦，请用你的爆炸性理论来启发我。",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/3": "你可能认为你很酷，但我向你保证，你充其量只是不冷不热。",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/8": "哦，看看谁回来进行另一场引人入胜的谈话。保持我跳动的心。",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/9": "抱歉，我太忙于欣赏自己的伟大，无暇注意你那些微不足道的话语。",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/6": "呃，帮我们大家一个忙，让我们穿越回到你来的地方。时尚前卫，拜托了！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.ruined_portal_desert/1": "惊叹于坐落在这片被遗弃沙漠的无尽沙丘之中的传送门的破碎遗迹。它的毁灭清楚地提醒人们沙漠对所有敢于穿越沙漠的人的无情控制。",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/7": "你的谈话技巧与土豆不相上下，亲爱的。",
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"witty.dialogue.greet.success/4": "很高兴听到这个消息！这对我来说就是音乐，我的朋友！",
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"witty.dialogue.shake_hand.success/5": "好吧，你好，你迷人的灵魂！很高兴在这个块状天堂遇见你！",
|
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"witty.dialogue.greet.success/5": "很高兴知道它！这就像在宝箱里找到钻石一样！",
|
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"witty.dialogue.shake_hand.success/4": "啊，祝您有美好的一天，我的好先生/女士！",
|
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"witty.dialogue.shake_hand.success/3": "哦，你看你，彬彬有礼，彬彬有礼！多么令人愉快啊！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.success/1": "那真是太棒了，绝对让你兴奋不已！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.success/2": "干得好吗？嗯，这只是一个好消息！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.mineshaft/1": "啊，那个被诅咒的我的故事！这里曾经是一个繁荣的挖掘场，直到灾难降临！传说，一个可怜的人挖得太贪婪，随之而来的是一场严重的塌方，永远决定了该矿的命运。如果你们敢的话，请在 %2$s 内寻求答案。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.success/3": "很高兴听到它！我的心正在跳起胜利的小舞蹈！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.success/20": "您是否曾梦想过一种诱人的、令人垂涎欲滴的美食——奶酪？相信我，这就像一片天堂在你的味蕾上融化。我的梦想是真正的美食！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.shake_hand.success/2": "你坚定的握手告诉我，你的手可能可以击碎岩石！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.shake_hand.success/1": "我的天啊，你的握力连大力神都会脸红！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor.paper/1": "做好准备，因为我选择了纸，这个史诗游戏中狡猾的骗子！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.settling/3": "啊哈！另一个灵魂勇敢地冒险进入我们的一小片天堂。欢迎欢迎！我们可以利用所有能得到的人手。",
|
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"witty.dialogue.first.settling/2": "啊，问候，亲爱的邻居！在这个迷人的小村庄里，您已经加入了我们这些幸运灵魂的行列。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.settling/4": "啊，所以你选择用你的存在来让我们感到高兴，是吗？很棒的选择，我的朋友。这个村庄是伟大的缩影。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.settling/1": "好吧，好吧，好吧。看看谁决定用他们的存在来为我们增光添彩！偶然发现我们简陋的村庄，一定是你的幸运日。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.success/2": "啊，今天的天气真好，你不觉得吗？我并不是指望你和我一样拥有无可挑剔的时尚感。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.success/1": "天哪，饼干和牛奶现在几乎在对我的味蕾唱着海妖之歌。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.procreate_engaged/1": "啊，亲爱的，我热切地等待着我们可以交换誓言，踏上称为婚姻的伟大冒险的那一天。只有这样，我的心才能真正得到安慰。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.procreate_engaged/2": "哦，亲爱的，当我们还没有完全接受我们爱的神圣性时，为什么要急于孕育新生命呢？在深入了解为人父母之前，让我们先品味一下承诺的旅程。这一切都是为了建立坚如磐石的基础，你知道吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.flirt.slap/1": "好吧，你不就是一个可爱的小麻烦制造者吗！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.flirt.slap/2": "这是你想迷惑我吗？哦，亲爱的，你可能还需要在维迪克调情学校上更多的课程！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.wither.fail/1": "噢，拜托，别再给我讲童话故事了。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.wither.fail/2": "哈！你看起来太完整了，我不相信这种胡言乱语。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.morning/9": "啊，多么美好的早晨啊！是时候只争朝夕，征服世界了！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.success/6": "你不会相信我前几天所看到的——％支持者％穿着全套闪亮的钻石盔甲昂首阔步，看起来他们拥有整个王国。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.morning/1": "祝你早安！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.success/5": "你知道，我有建立自己的村庄的宏伟抱负，但我必须承认，懒惰是我最强的技能。这真的就像一种超能力。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.morning/2": "早安，今天准备好让这些肌肉发挥作用了吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.success/4": "一天一苹果，僵尸远离你！至少我奶奶总是这么说。这也是享用一些多汁水果的好借口。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.morning/3": "呃，还是半梦半醒。你呢？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.success/3": "好吧，我做得还不错，尽管事实上我在醒来后几秒钟内就踩到了脚趾。我发誓，我有吸引笨手笨脚的天赋。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.morning/5": "哇哦，这个夜晚很艰难吧？你看上去就像是在和爬行者摔跤。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.success/9": "我已经在这里住了很多年了，说实话，我不明白为什么每个人都对那些令人毛骨悚然的蜘蛛和讨厌的妖精如此大惊小怪。显然，他们敌不过我耀眼的魅力。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.morning/6": "醒醒吧，朋友！是时候处理这个永无止境的待办事项清单了。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.success/8": "天气不是非常好吗？这是沐浴阳光并展示我漂亮服装的绝佳机会。亲爱的，你应该从我这里得到一些建议。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.morning/7": "那些羊给你唱过摇篮曲吗？你几乎在发光！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.success/7": "明白了，我的好友%Supporter% 泄露了昨天发现一个装满闪闪发光钻石的箱子的消息。谈论一次幸运的休息！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.morning/8": "起来吧，懒骨头！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.fail/4": "我亲爱的先生，你对待那些可怜、无辜的苦力怕的方式绝对令人震惊。你没有心吗？你没有慈悲心吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.fail/3": "请原谅，但我的智力无法理解你幽默尝试的深度。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.fail/2": "哦，你的不幸遭遇甚至已经传到了村庄最远的角落。他们睁大眼睛、摇头，低声细语地谈论着你。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.fail/1": "对不起，我不能让你说我亲爱的母亲的坏话。她是一股不可忽视的力量，你知道的！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.fail/8": "哦，多么平凡又乏味啊。我能感觉到我的眼皮随着每一个字的流逝而变得越来越重。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.pillager_outpost/3": "啊，%2$s，勇敢者的土地和邪恶掠夺者的前哨。您知道，如果您准备好迎接挑战，您可能想拜访他们。谁知道呢，也许你甚至会发现一些闪亮的战利品作为奖励。但公平地警告，如果你摆脱了那些讨厌的麻烦制造者，我们整个村庄将永远感激不已。不过没有压力，只是说说而已。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.fail/7": "请告诉我，你怎么能浪费我这么多宝贵的时间来写这么一个平淡无奇的故事呢？我确实希望这一切都有其意义。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.pillager_outpost/2": "所以，街上有消息说，那些可爱的掠夺者在 %2$s 有一个前哨站。让我警告你，我的朋友，那些家伙的礼貌为零。如果你敢去那个地方附近的任何地方，请做好膝盖中箭的准备。只是说。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.fail/6": "*戏剧性地打哈欠*哦天哪，我一定在那里打瞌睡了一会儿。祈祷吧，继续你引人入胜的故事。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.fail/5": "好先生，竟然如此厚颜无耻地杀死一只手无寸铁的羊，这简直超出了我的理解范围。它们温柔的咩咩声在我的灵魂中回响。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.pillager_outpost/1": "天哪，你不会相信 %2$s 发生的事情。掠夺者决定在隔壁设立一个前哨站，以他们可爱的存在来为我们增光添彩。太棒了，正是我们所需要的。又一轮攻击。他们就不能找到自己的爱好或者其他什么吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.monarch/2": "您好，殿下！为真正的皇室成员的到来做好准备。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.monarch/1": "啊，看哪！独一无二，陛下。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.fail/9": "天哪，天哪，你似乎在理智的边缘摇摇欲坠。但可惜，不是以迷人、古怪的方式。更像是“把他们锁起来”的品种。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.spent_night.success/1": "啊，你有请客了！我们的旅馆是像您这样疲惫的旅客的终极庇护所。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.spent_night.success/3": "想要一张舒适的床和一顿美味的饭菜吗？别再犹豫了，我的好先生/女士！我们的旅馆是舒适和美食的缩影。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.spent_night.success/2": "相信我，朋友，如果您想给自己的电池充电，我们的旅馆就是您的最佳选择！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.exploring/1": "我们可能没有无法估量的财富，但只要你保证避免任何恶作剧的行为，你就很荣幸能住在我们简陋的住所。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.exploring/3": "啊，问候，亲爱的旅行者！我恳请您以最大的优雅和礼节行事，因为只有这样您才能获得居住在我们中间的尊贵荣誉。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.exploring/2": "看哪，疲惫的流浪者！如果你选择遵守管理这个地方的神圣法律，你将被授予居住在我们中间的特权。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor.rock/1": "繁荣！像火山喷发一样震撼！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.kiss.slap/2": "再试一次，你就会戴上我的愤怒的纪念品！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.kiss.slap/1": "哦，你已经越界了，我的朋友！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.apologize.fail/5": "哈！好像我会考虑接受你所谓的道歉一样！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.apologize.fail/4": "哎哟!省去你可怜的道歉吧，因为它们没有治愈的力量！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.mansion/1": "哦，让我告诉你一些有趣的事情！ %2$s 有一座被邪恶诅咒的宅邸，里面住满了那些可怕的灾厄村民。相信我，亲爱的，如果你珍惜你宝贵的小生命，就远离那个悲惨的地方。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.mansion/2": "听着，我的朋友。想象一下这个",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.apologize.fail/1": "从我的面前消失吧！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.apologize.fail/3": "哦，你想让我相信这个站不住脚的借口吗？多么古怪啊！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.apologize.fail/2": "啊，看来你已经掌握了故意冲撞我的技巧了！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.stay.repeat/2": "噢，亲爱的玩家，看来你已经让我感到荣幸并问了这个问题。我的记忆可能像钻石剑一样敏锐，但我却清楚地知道你以前来过这里。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.stay.repeat/1": "好吧，好吧，好吧，看起来你已经回忆起过去并问过我同样的老问题了。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor.win.scissor/1": "剪刀占了上风，我的纸彻底失败了。我向你致敬，我思维敏捷的对手！打得好，确实打得好。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor.scissor/1": "做好准备，我的对手，剪刀即将在这场史诗般的战斗中取得胜利！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main/1": "好吧，好吧，看看谁决定用他们的存在来为我们增光添彩！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main/2": "哟，今天你过得怎么样，我的朋友？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main/3": "好吧好吧，如果不是全村我最喜欢的人就好了！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main/4": "我亲爱的村民，今天你有什么激动人心的冒险吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main/5": "今天这个世界对你怎么样，我的好朋友？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main/6": "嘿，%1$s！村里最近有什么八卦？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.morning/10": "今天我可能会放松一下，我的身体感觉就像僵尸末日。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.morning/11": "我的日程安排在喂食时间比养鸡场还忙。我需要一个星期的小睡。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.morning/12": "事实上，我昨晚睡了一个美容觉。今天也许会把一些山都化为尘土吧？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.success/4": "走过去，%支持者%！这个有笑话！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.success/3": "这就是喜剧黄金，我的朋友！纯粹的天才！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.success/6": "善哉善哉！我的立场因这个笑话而分裂！我已经很久没有这样笑过了！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.village_snowy/2": "嘘，听着！如果你前往%2$s，你会在雪原上找到这个寒冷的村庄。那里的人们一如既往地友好，但是天哪，这里比企鹅的冰箱还冷！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.success/5": "哦快停下！你快把我气坏了！你应该认真考虑单口喜剧职业！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.success/8": "好啦好啦！看看谁开的玩笑！那真的很有趣！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.success/7": "呵呵呵呵！你是一个经常开玩笑的人，不是吗？阿什可以向你学习一些东西！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.village_snowy/1": "嘿，你知道那边 %2$s 有一个寒冷的小村庄吗？ Brrr，那边就像一个冰箱！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main/7": "你不会相信我给你讲的疯狂故事！所以，想象一下这个",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.apologize.success/5": "啊，好吧，我想即使是宇宙也能原谅时不时的一个小疏忽。希望你已经吸取教训了，好吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.apologize.success/4": "没什么大不了的，即使是我们中最好的人偶尔也会犯错。只要确保将你的 oopsy 保持在最低限度即可。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.apologize.success/3": "好吧，这次我就让它过去吧，但是请考虑一下这是你的警告，不要再犯同样的错误。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.success/2": "哈！你很有幽默感！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.apologize.success/2": "好吧，你很幸运，今天我感觉格外宽容。请记住避免更多史诗般的失败，好吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.success/1": "*咯咯笑*哦，你永远不会让我的滑稽骨头发痒！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.apologize.success/1": "别担心，我们都有完全笨拙的时刻。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.fail/10": "我必须承认，我的好先生，我在您的这一特殊努力中看不到任何辉煌的光芒。也许它隐藏在平庸的层层之下？我对此表示怀疑。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.monument/1": "嘿，冒险家！有传言说 %2$s 附近有一座沉没的城堡，但相信我，你最好带上你的浮标，避开那些鬼鬼祟祟的海怪。他们真是一群争强好胜的人！",
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"witty.dialogue.flirt.fail/3": "在你的梦里，亲爱的。事实上，即使在你最疯狂的梦想中，这也不会发生。",
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"witty.dialogue.flirt.fail/4": "哇，你一直都这么可怜吗？我真的很感动。",
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"witty.dialogue.flirt.fail/1": "如果你真的相信这一点，你最好带着一束稀有的鲜花和一把钻石剑来证明这一点。",
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"witty.dialogue.flirt.fail/2": "哦，拜托，饶了我那些回收的线吧。铁匠昨天也尝试过同样的方法！",
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"witty.dialogue.flirt.fail/7": "别再用小狗的表情来教训我了",
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"witty.dialogue.flirt.fail/5": "你知道什么更有可能吗？一只爬行者在你脸上爆炸。相信我，这不是一次愉快的经历。",
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"witty.dialogue.flirt.fail/6": "没有。一次也没有。我宁愿在僵尸出没的村庄里忍受一千个夜晚，也不愿和你在一起。",
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"witty.dialogue.hug.fail/7": "哦，嗯……好吧，这不是一种……“创造性”的表达感激之情的方式吗？当然，不客气...我猜？",
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"witty.dialogue.hug.fail/6": "呃，无意冒犯，但你的细菌游戏很强。把这个拥抱留给自己吧！",
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"witty.dialogue.hug.fail/5": "坦率地说，你的一个拥抱就像压扁的爬行动物一样吸引人。",
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"witty.dialogue.hug.fail/4": "噢，所以你在你的史前错误之后突然想起了我的存在？艰难的通过。",
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"witty.dialogue.hug.fail/3": "拥抱？嗯，这对我有什么好处？",
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"witty.dialogue.hug.fail/2": "不，我会继续拥抱，谢谢。",
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"witty.dialogue.hug.fail/1": "哇哦，看看你，泼泥比赛的典型代表！",
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"witty.dialogue.first.spent_night.failed/3": "哈！你最好在另一个村庄寻找旅馆。我们在酒店业方面的专业知识为零。嗯，我们在很多事情上的专业知识都是零，真的。但是嘿，祝你好运！",
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"witty.dialogue.first.spent_night.failed/2": "不，谢谢！你在这里找不到旅馆，但是嘿，至少我们擅长某件事……或者不擅长。",
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"witty.dialogue.first.spent_night.failed/1": "哈！旅馆？建造一座需要的脑细胞比我们整个村庄加起来还多！",
|
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"witty.dialogue.main.evening/9": "哦，嘿，那里！我刚刚出去，从屠夫那里买今晚晚餐的原料。在另一面抓住你，我的像素化朋友！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.rock_paper_scissor/1": "让我们用一轮引人入胜的剪刀石头布来增添趣味吧！我希望您已准备好体验我卓越的决策技巧！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.flirt.success/7": "噢，拜托，奉承够了！你把我弄得脸红得一团糟。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.evening/5": "好吧，我想我是时候冲回家，发挥我的烹饪技巧来准备晚餐了。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.swamp_hut/1": "你不会在 %2$s 那个沼泽地附近发现我死的。那里住着一个邪恶的女巫，如果你重视自己的理智，我建议你避开。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.flirt.success/6": "你到底是怎么总是能让自己看起来如此迷人呢？每当我凝视着你，我就无话可说。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.evening/6": "哎呀，我今天真是浪费了！我就像是一个陷入了恍惚状态的僵尸，一事无成。",
|
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"witty.dialogue.location.swamp_hut/2": "忘记%2$s吧，我的朋友。那片沼泽是《我的世界》中最臭名昭著的女巫的家园。如果你有理智的话，你会在那个被诅咒的地方周围划出一个宽阔的弧线。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.flirt.success/5": "那真是太可爱了！说真的，从你走进来的那一刻起，我就被你迷住了！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.evening/7": "我现在正在认真考虑小睡一下。今天早上比面对丧尸还要激烈！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.flirt.success/4": "善良仁慈...",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.evening/8": "自从上个月的爬山虎事件之后，你就不会再看到我在晚上闲逛了。我像一个小心谨慎的村民一样把自己锁在里面！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.evening/1": "晚上好，我的 Minecraft 爱好者！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.evening/2": "哇，你能相信太阳消失的速度有多快吗？告诉我，你这一天过得怎么样？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.evening/3": "虚拟世界里又是辛苦的一天吧？我们实际上是数字工作狂！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.evening/4": "时间就这么过去了，不是吗？要做的事太多，开采钻石的时间却太少！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rumors.lore/6": "朋友们，聚集在一起，让我告诉你们传奇的古代建造者的故事。他们就像主世界的摇滚明星，留下了至今仍令人难以置信的宏伟废墟和寺庙！就好像他们将自己的才华洒遍了我们的领域。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rumors.lore/4": "您知道，我们自己的 MerlinWolfGames 已经超越了 Sirben 的荣耀。那家伙继续建造了一座令人惊叹的寺庙，献给强大的西尔本本人。这就像您读到的那些古老奇迹之一！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.stay.fail/2": "感谢这个提议，伙计，但我是一个狂野的灵魂，渴望令人心跳加速的冒险和未知的领域！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rumors.lore/5": "啊，那些日子，我的朋友。我们有这个超级先进的建造者种族四处游荡，左右建造令人惊叹的建筑。但可惜的是，他们却消失得无影无踪。就像他们对我们施展了神奇的消失表演！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.stay.fail/1": "没办法，朋友！我只想寻求刺激和寒冷，而不是困在这个古朴的村庄里。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rumors.lore/2": "你相信吗？那些讨厌的网络恶魔认为他们可以通过他们奇特的门户入侵我们。嗯，你猜怎么着？瑟本和卢克联手制止了整个入侵恶作剧！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.exploring.success/3": "我的朋友，你是一位非凡的探险家！冒险进入未知的世界，面对危险，顽皮地笑着，不遗余力。我向你的勇敢精神致敬！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor/2": "准备好迎接一生中的鞭打吧，我的朋友！我保证这次胜利一定是我的！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rumors.lore/3": "你不会相信我听到的荒诞故事。所以，显然，2DA50 卷入了整个古代建造者失踪事件，猜猜他们最后去了哪里？边境之地！噗，再也没有音讯。谈论时尚消失！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.exploring.success/2": "哦，你一定要讲的故事！我几乎可以看到你勇敢地跨过未开化的荒野，征服可怕的怪物，解开古老的谜团。我多么羡慕你的惊心动魄的冒险啊！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor/1": "好了，准备好迎接石头剪刀布的终极对决吧！让我们看看谁能获胜！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rumors.lore/1": "这些天它很流行，每个人都为 Sirben 疯狂！他忠实的先知 MerlinWolfGames 和 Crow 正在传播他的神圣教义。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.flirt.success/3": "*咯咯笑*你是认真的吗？因为，说真的，你现在正在融化我的心。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.flirt.success/2": "哦快停下！你的可爱让我心跳加速！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor.win.paper/1": "摇滚，哦摇滚，为什么你总是要给我的连胜下雨？就好像你对我的纸招有第六感一样。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.flirt.success/1": "哇，你就像一个超级英雄什么的！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.stay.fail/3": "这个村庄很可爱，但我却有一种无法抑制的旅行欲望。我的朋友，我就是要过着边缘生活！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.jungle_pyramid/2": "啊，%2$s，臭名昭著的丛林废墟。传说这里布满了古老的陷阱，即使是最聪明的人也能智胜。如果您喜欢冒险，可能值得一游。请记住，这些陷阱夺走了我无法统计的生命。但是嘿，我有什么资格阻止你呢？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.jungle_pyramid/1": "您听说过位于 %2$s 的被诅咒的寺庙吗？这就像一个死亡陷阱，等待着吞噬毫无戒心的冒险者。如果我是你，我会避开。当然，除非你有危险，那就请来吧。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.exploring.success/1": "决不！我一直梦想着进行史诗般的冒险，绘制未开发的土地，并发现隐藏的宝藏。这就像成为我自己的传奇中的英雄一样！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.question/1": "好吧，好吧，好吧。看看谁决定用他们的存在来为我们增光添彩。是什么让你来到这个简陋的村庄？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.question/2": "好吧，你不是呼吸新鲜空气吗！哪些惊心动魄的冒险带领您来到了我们这个世界的小角落？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.question/3": "天哪，我们有一个冒险家！请告诉我，我好奇的灵魂，你是如何找到这里的路的？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.village_desert/1": "谁曾想到？就在这片无情的沙漠中，你会偶然发现一个村庄，它会瞬间偷走你的心！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.enderdragon.fail/2": "哦，拜托，别再跟我开玩笑了。那条龙是那么的无敌，任何人类试图伤害它，它都会嘲笑它！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.enderdragon.fail/1": "哈！你是不是疯了？末影龙只不过是一个童话。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor.loose.scissor/1": "剪刀，迎接你最可怕的噩梦",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.pyramid/2": "有传言说，%2$s 处有一座令人难以置信的金字塔。这就像一个巨大而神秘的谜题，等待着像你这样聪明的人来解决。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.pyramid/1": "哦，你有看到 %2$s 那边那个雄伟的金字塔吗？我必须说，这景象真是太美了！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.pyramid/3": "啊，%2$s！充满传奇和秘密的土地。我听到有传言说那里潜伏着一座危险的金字塔。许多人试图征服它的深处，但没有人毫发无伤地回来。你有勇气来测试一下你的运气吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.plains/1": "在平原上是不是有点无聊？我的意思是，我从未见过比这更令人兴奋的事情。也许有一天我应该长出翅膀飞走……",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.plains/2": "啊，平原，宁静的缩影。即使它缺乏其他生物群落的肾上腺素激增，我仍然会选择这个宁静的住所。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.plains/3": "你知道，当月亮给平原增光添彩时，它就像一首美丽与和平的交响曲，就像大自然本身正在为我上演一场神奇的表演。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.plains/4": "有时，我真想躺下来，凝视着头顶上的广阔无垠，对着星星低声诉说秘密。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.plains/5": "平原上的空气好吗？哦，就像啜饮了长生不老药一样，比最纯净的泉水还要纯净！我告诉你，让那些针叶林居民羡慕不已。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.plains/6": "当然，平原可能缺乏花哨的东西，但它的简单却有一种固有的魅力。这就像在最低调、最不起眼的地方寻找美丽。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.plains/7": "啊，今天的天气让我想起了童年的淘气时光。我曾经追逐野花，希望给我暗恋的人阿什留下深刻的印象。啊，年轻的爱情，是多么的甜蜜和天真。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.plains/8": "你曾目睹过平原早晨雄伟的日出吗？这就像大自然自己的杰作一样展现在您的眼前。相信我，这景象会让你屏息凝神。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.village_savanna/1": "哇哦，如果你前往%2$s，你会发现另一个在烈日下烘烤的村庄！相信我，你需要 SPF 1000！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.village_savanna/2": "嘿，冒险家！前往 %2$s 的热带草原旅行，您会偶然发现一个热闹的村庄，里面住满了有史以来最友好的人们。准备好眼花缭乱吧！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.stay.success/1": "好吧，想象一下！我绝对喜欢在这个令人愉快的村庄扎根！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rumors.failed/1": "嗯，亲爱的，恐怕我最近没有偶然发现任何有趣的花絮。我的耳朵对没有丑闻的低语感到相当失望。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.mayor/2": "祝您度过美好的一天，市长！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.mayor/1": "向尊敬的市长致以问候和敬意！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.igloo/3": "抓紧你的手套！在%2$s，有一个冰冷的遗迹，叫做冰屋。我告诉你，它已经被遗弃多年了！谁需要冰做的房子？就像住在冰箱里一样。呜呜！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.stay.success/2": "奇妙！我很高兴有机会把这个村庄称为我的永久住所！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.igloo/1": "你相信吗？ %2$s 有一座冰屋。哪个心智正常的人会选择住在这样一个寒冷的住所里呢？我的意思是，他们喜欢不断地颤抖吗？ *颤抖*",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.igloo/2": "你不会相信我听到的八卦！ %2$s 有一座废弃的冰屋。从字面上看，它就像一座鬼城。我发誓我看到一个幽灵漂浮在那里！很恐怖，对吧？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.fail/1": "好吧，好吧，好吧……我们这里有什么？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.village_plains/2": "我亲爱的朋友，请做好准备，因为在 %2$s 的广阔平原之外，隐藏着一颗隐藏的宝石 - 另一个村庄，充满生机和兴奋。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.fail/2": "哦，听到这样的消息是多么令人高兴啊！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.village_plains/1": "哦，您不会相信 %2$s 前面会发生什么！还有另一个迷人的村庄等待被发现。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.fail/3": "嗯，这不就是蜜蜂的膝盖吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.fail/4": "好吧，用羽毛打倒我吧！是这样吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.failed/5": "哦，看看你，试图变得幽默。我想，A代表努力。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet.fail/5": "哦，上帝保佑我的灵魂，你能看一下吗...",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.failed/6": "哦，我的两侧！哦等等，不，他们一点也不疼。那是讽刺，我的朋友。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.failed/3": "很抱歉，但我必须授予你“年度最不好笑的笑话”奖杯。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.failed/4": "等一下，让我检查一下笑话计……是的，这是官方的，那个笑话几乎没有引起笑声。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.failed/7": "有人可以叫喜剧医生吗？因为这个笑话需要认真的复苏。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.failed/8": "要知道，即使是脑子腐烂的僵尸也能想出比这更好的笑话。而且他们连脑子都没有！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet/2": "嗯，你好，%1$s！有什么精彩的故事可以分享吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet/1": "嘿，超级巨星！今天的世界对你来说怎么样？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet/4": "看看你，比太阳还耀眼！你的冒险进展如何？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet/3": "哦，你好，好奇的人！是什么风把你吹到我简陋的住处来的？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.monster.success/4": "等一下，你成功地策划了一个骷髅消灭了苦力怕？这真是更上一层楼啊，哈哈！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.monster.success/5": "哈哈！你能相信那些洞穴蜘蛛是多么无知吗？就像他们忘记了如何蜘蛛一样，哈哈！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.monster.failed/1": "哦拜托，你真的认为骷髅会只是站在那里让你向他们挥剑吗？我们也有感情，你知道的！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.monster.failed/3": "哦，看，又一个天才忘记了僵尸和骷髅曾经是人类。恭喜你，明显队长！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.snowy_plains/7": "你不会相信铁傀儡的铁握力！一旦它抓住了你，你就会像蜘蛛网里的倒霉苍蝇一样被困住。相信我，我是经过惨痛的教训才明白这一点的。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.monster.success/1": "哈哈！斯凯利得到了应有的报应，以正义的一面服务了！",
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"witty.dialogue.joke.monster.failed/2": "谁还会开玩笑说爬行者会爆炸？这就像告诉某人早晨太阳升起一样。打哈欠！",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.snowy_plains/6": "小心潜伏在附近的凶猛狼，我的朋友。村里的守卫们对他们的鬼鬼祟祟的存在保持高度戒备。注意安全！",
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"witty.dialogue.joke.monster.success/2": "你是在告诉我僵尸认为它可以用铲子把你打倒吗？哈哈哈，多么无力的尝试啊！",
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"witty.dialogue.joke.monster.failed/5": "如果每次有人讲出蠹鱼上厕所的笑话我就能得到一分钱，那么我就会得到整整两分钱。虽然不是一笔财富，但足以说“奇怪的巧合，嗯？”",
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"witty.dialogue.joke.monster.success/3": "蜘蛛在与你相遇后一定已经吸取了教训！哈哈，你才是真正的街区老大！",
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"witty.dialogue.joke.monster.failed/4": "你看到末影人掉进水里了吗？稳住头版！这是我一整天见过的最激动人心的事情……不是！",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.snowy_plains/8": "啊，童年的怀念啊！我的父母常常用南瓜给我惊喜，在我们享用了美味的馅饼后，我会用它制作一个快乐的雪傀儡。我们发生了多么大的骚乱啊！",
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"witty.dialogue.goaway/1": "呃，你没看到我很忙吗？滚！",
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"witty.dialogue.goaway/2": "你没有生活吗？说实话，去打扰别人吧。",
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"witty.dialogue.goaway/3": "哦，抱歉，我现在正忙着重要的事情。没时间陪你，%1$s。",
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"witty.dialogue.goaway/4": "嘿，你为什么不去找一个真正关心你的人呢？我对你的滑稽动作不感兴趣。",
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"witty.dialogue.goaway/5": "哈哈，不错的尝试，你只是凡人。我对你的存在的耐心已经耗尽了。走开，异教徒！",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.savanna/7": "唷，谢天谢地有那些金合欢树！当太阳将火热的愤怒照在我们身上时，那些绿叶巨人就成了我们的救世主，创造出凉爽的绿洲。在这里工作感觉就像在热带度假......嗯，差不多。",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.savanna/6": "这片稀树草原上的山丘和地形就像艺术家的画布一样栩栩如生。每一步都是一段旅程，每一处风景都是明信片上的风景。这就像生活在现实生活中的冒险小说中。",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.savanna/8": "其他村庄让开！我们的稀树草原以出产整个 Minecraft 世界中最多汁、最令人垂涎的瓜类和南瓜而闻名。我们就像农业界的戈登·拉姆齐（Gordon Ramsay），以令人嫉妒的狂妄姿态交易我们珍贵的宝藏。",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.savanna/3": "您见过这片稀树草原上令人难以置信的建筑吗？这就像古代智慧和现代创造力的融合。住在这里感觉就像是一个活生生的、会呼吸的杰作的一部分。",
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"witty.dialogue.no_money/3": "啊，我的好先生/女士，我必须告诉您，虽然我卑微的外表可能会欺骗人，但我无与伦比的技能是有代价的。我的朋友，这个价格比你目前拥有的祖母绿还要多。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.savanna/2": "呃，那些美洲驼可能有点让人头疼，但说实话，它们就像你又爱又恨的古怪邻居。让事情变得有趣，你知道吗？",
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"witty.dialogue.no_money/2": "噢，亲爱的我！如果你想享受我才华横溢的话，你的祖母绿储备似乎有点少了。",
|
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"witty.dialogue.chat.savanna/5": "当然，这里不下雨，但是当我们有流动的河流时，谁还需要下雨呢？接受吧，沙漠村庄！我们的后院有一个天然水上乐园。",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.savanna/4": "不要被看似简单的稀树草原生物群系所迷惑。哦不，我的朋友。我们有隐藏的宝石和秘密福利，只有精明的村民才能发现。这就像无需天鹅绒绳索即可进入 VIP 俱乐部。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.savanna/1": "唷！稀树草原的炎热可不是闹着玩的，但是嘿，至少我们不用再穿冬衣和冻脚趾了，amirite？",
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||||
"witty.dialogue.no_money/1": "亲爱的朋友，恐怕你的祖母绿伯爵还不足以保证我的非凡服务。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.snowy_plains/3": "啊，像这样寒冷的日子是蜷缩在舒适的毯子里，喝点热可可，在噼啪作响的炉火旁沉浸在一本迷人的书中的完美借口。绝对的幸福！",
|
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"witty.dialogue.chat.snowy_plains/2": "天哪，这里比企鹅的储藏室还冷！但是，嘿，至少我可以享用无尽的新鲜捕获的鱼自助餐。干杯！",
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||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.snowy_plains/5": "夜晚带来了顽皮的流浪者，他们手持讨厌的尖箭。呃，说一下我的真正的眼中钉吧！",
|
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"witty.dialogue.chat.snowy_plains/4": "雪花总是勾起我童年的回忆。哦，我们以前和顽皮的一伙人打雪仗！那些日子，我的朋友。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.snowy_plains/1": "呜呜！寒冷的天气让我保持警惕，但只要有熊熊燃烧的壁炉，我就能征服一切！",
|
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"witty.dialogue.chat.desert/10": "在这片干燥的沙漠里生活很艰难，但幸运的是，我们的村庄是一片有水和食物的绿洲。当你拥有一个懂得如何时尚生存的社区时，谁还需要茂盛的绿色植物呢？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.failed/2": "哦，亲爱的，你大海捞针的几率比我知道任何值得注意的地点的几率要大。抱歉让你的泡沫破灭了！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.failed/3": "祝福你的冒险之心，但恐怕我的首要任务是比追踪危险的地牢更富有成效的追求。所以，不，恐怕这个脑袋里没有隐藏的藏宝图。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.failed/1": "嗯，这不是一种耻辱吗？我的耳朵一定是在放假，因为我还没有听到任何令人兴奋的风声。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet/9": "嘿嘿！看到你，我的脸上露出了微笑。今天是什么风把你吹到这里来的？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet/6": "噢，哦，像素领域的强大流浪者！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet/5": "您好，尊敬的%1$s！你的存在给我的一天带来快乐！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet/8": "你好你好！很高兴看到你。你今天过得怎么样？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.greet/7": "啊，是你！随时欢迎您的光临。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.animal.failed/1": "哦，来吧！轻一点，好吗？没有人会因为一个小玩笑而受到伤害！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor.win.rock/1": "好吧，好吧，好吧，看起来就像石头被剪刀推平了。我显然不是棚子里最锋利的工具。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.village_taiga/1": "啊，看哪！在广阔的针叶林生物群系中，还有另一个迷人的村庄，正等待被发现！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.animal.failed/3": "嘿，现在注意你的言语！我的猪可能听不懂，但我懂，而且我不欣赏！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.animal.failed/2": "呸，你真是个让人丧气的人！那个羊的笑话很糟糕，但这一切都很有趣！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.failed/1": "哦，亲爱的，亲爱的。笑话确实不是你的强项，不是吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.animal.failed/5": "哇哦，牛仔！取笑牛眉毛？现在这是一个新的！必须把它交给你原创！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.creative.failed/2": "好吧，祝福你的尝试之心。但这个笑话表面上是平淡无奇的。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.village_taiga/2": "冒险吧，我的朋友，进入壮丽的针叶林生物群系的中心，你瞧，你会偶然发现另一个充满奇妙魅力的村庄！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.joke.animal.failed/4": "哈哈，玩得好，我的朋友！这个笑话可能有点可疑，但我会给你大胆的分数！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.wither.success/1": "难以置信！凋零就像一场行走的灾难，但你刚刚粉碎了它！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.wither.success/2": "决不！你居然打败了凋灵？！正式震撼人心！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.kiss.success/3": "蜂蜜？不不，你更像是一道美味的甜点，一道美味佳肴！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.kiss.success/4": "好吧，好吧，好吧，你不是一个很熟练的接吻者吗，%1$s？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.kiss.success/1": "我告诉你，这一刻简直就是魔法！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/21": "等等，你真的相信地球是圆的吗？多么古怪啊。请告诉我更多关于你的球形幻想。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.kiss.success/2": "我的味蕾高兴地跳舞，就像在南瓜派盛宴上一样！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/20": "那么，你终于结束了你令人麻木的对话了吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.success/1": "严重地？这就像我听过的最史诗般的故事！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.success/2": "要是我有勇气面对苦力怕就好了。你比骑士还要勇敢！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.success/3": "哇，这个故事太棒了！你为这部杰作聘请了编剧团队吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.kiss.success/5": "超越 Ash，%1$s 是新的接吻冠军！ *咯咯笑*",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.kiss.success/6": "哈哈，你绝对掌握了接吻的艺术！退开吧，艾什，新的接吻传奇已经到来！ *眨眼*",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/12": "啊，关于你的传闻是对的。就如凝视沉闷的深渊。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.nether.success/5": "僵尸猪灵就像下界的布拉德·皮特吗？我应该要求他们签名还是什么吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/11": "说实话，你的故障是什么？为什么会有人在这种废话上浪费口舌呢？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.nether.success/4": "说实话，你晚上睡得怎么样？带着僵尸猪灵夜灯？当然，我是在找朋友。我是谁。而且我完全不害怕。没有。一点也不。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/10": "抱歉，你真的认为我关心你刚才说的话吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.nether.success/3": "因此，有传言说，下界的宝藏比加勒比海盗想象的还要多。可惜我对危险过敏，否则我就会在黄金中游泳了。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.nether.success/2": "哇，在下界生存就像赢得一场名为“逃离地狱”的游戏节目一样。恭喜你，你是终极勇敢者！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/16": "抱歉，你们的谈话充满了观看草生长的兴奋。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/15": "别再出现在我面前，否则我会让守卫把你转移到一个很远很远的地方。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/14": "你有女巫的魅力和湿毯子的个性。令人印象深刻，真的。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/13": "即使是不死生物也会避开你的陪伴，我的朋友。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.nether.success/1": "是不是比那里的太阳还要热？我的意思是，我什至无法处理辛辣的莎莎酱，更不用说下界了。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.night/4": "3.我们不要离村子太远，好吗？我们不想诱惑命运并成为怪物的饲料。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.taiga/1": "树林，我的朋友，它们就像一个资源宝库！建筑用的木材，取暖用的柴火，哦，我们不要忘记丰富的狩猎场。这就像大自然母亲给我们的礼物！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.night/3": "2. 那么你也在黑暗中寻找安慰吗？多么有趣啊！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.night/2": "啊，一个夜行生物从阴影中出现。迷人！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.taiga/3": "亲爱的，针叶林简直就是凉爽的缩影！还有那些甜浆果？哦，它们就像大自然的糖果，绝对是味蕾的享受。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.night/1": "0.天哪，我们开夜车吧？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.taiga/2": "寒冷的？不，这只是针叶林让我们坚强起来的方式！相信我，我们这里有我们需要的一切。我不会用这个冰冷的天堂来交换世界上的任何东西！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.ancient_city/0": "哦，让我告诉你，我正在 %2$s 周围闲逛，突然我听到从地球深处传来最奇怪的声音。仿佛古城的秘密在向我低语！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.taiga/5": "你相信吗？这里的狼几乎已经被驯化了！为什么他们不会呢？由于周围有所有潜在的食物，它们没有理由变得凶猛。这就像有忠诚的毛茸茸的伙伴四处游荡。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.taiga/4": "哦，我们针叶林里的那些狐狸可真是小流氓啊！我的意思是，谁能抗拒他们顽皮的魅力呢？有时，我什至请他们吃一些甜浆果。这是我们自己的秘密联盟，你知道吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.taiga/7": "现在，我们来谈谈那些甜浆果丛。哦，它们是一把双刃剑！是的，浆果让人垂涎欲滴，但是那些带刺的呢？哎哟!这就像一个痛苦的提醒，提醒我们大自然有时会有点厚脸皮。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.ancient_city/1": "你不会相信我在探索 %2$s 时发现的东西。我的直觉告诉我，在表面深处隐藏着一些非凡的东西。我几乎能感觉到这座古城的存在在召唤我。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.taiga/6": "啊，针叶林的清新空气。这就像肺部的水疗护理！没有什么比这种恢复活力的感觉更好的了，尤其是在经过一整天的收集资源和探索之后。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/19": "我宁愿凝视猪屁股，也不愿与你交谈。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.taiga/8": "我的朋友，针叶林中的雨可能很冷，但它也是一首宁静的交响曲。想象一下自己在火边舒适地躺着，听着外面有节奏的啪啪声。就像大自然的摇篮曲一样，抚慰着你的心灵。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/18": "我不知道当那一天到来时，世界是否会为你喋喋不休的失去而哀悼。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.fail/17": "你的言语腹泻已经结束了吗？我还有更重要的事情要做。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.night/9": "8.哦，期待爬进温暖的被窝，然后进入幸福的睡眠。纯粹的幸福！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.night/8": "7. 我的朋友，疲劳正在慢慢蔓延。也许明天需要减轻工作量和一些急需的休息。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.night/7": "6. 熙熙攘攘的白天固然有其魅力，但在繁星点点的夜空下漫步也别有一番魅力。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.night/6": "5. 啊，宁静的黑暗，让人在混乱中找到慰藉。确实是一个宁静的放松时间。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.main.night/5": "4. 村里的守卫确实给人一种安全感，但夜晚还是让人脊背发凉，不是吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.exploring.fail/1": "你的故事比苦力怕的爆炸半径还要陈旧。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.story.exploring.fail/2": "哦，看看谁想成为蛇王。小心别被自己的讽刺绊倒，硬汉。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.rock_paper_scissor.loose.rock/1": "哦，看看那个！我的论文毫不费力地粉碎了你的岩石。这对我来说太容易了。下次祝你好运，朋友！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.generic/1": "好吧，看看谁决定用他们的存在来为我们增光添彩！欢迎来到村庄，陌生人。准备好感到惊讶吧。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.generic/2": "啊，你好，神秘的流浪者！是什么风把你吹到我们这个简陋的村庄来的？也许是冒险和刺激的故事？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.ancient_city/3": "传奇，我亲爱的朋友，传奇！他们谈到了坐落在 %2$s 中心的一座古老城市。虽然我的眼睛未能瞥见，但我无法摆脱这种感觉：这个隐藏的宝藏就在地下，等待着像你这样喜欢冒险的灵魂去发现。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.first.generic/3": "好吧，好吧，好吧。一张新鲜的面孔出现在现场。准备好迎接我们村庄里等待着您的敬畏和惊奇吧。",
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"witty.dialogue.location.ruined_portal_mountain/1": "你猜怎么了？山里有一个废弃的传送门，就在 %2$s 处！这就像大自然扭曲的幽默感决定对毫无戒心的旅行者开个恶作剧。",
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"witty.dialogue.first.generic/4": "好哇！看哪，新人来了！请告诉我，亲爱的旅行者，你带来了哪些胜利和阴谋的故事？",
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"witty.dialogue.location.shipwreck/2": "阿瓦斯特，我的心！据公海上的消息称，一些幸运的渔民在 %2$s 处偶然发现了一艘沉船。我非常想知道是否有一些隐藏的宝藏等待被掠夺……哟嗬嗬！",
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"witty.dialogue.story.nether.fail/1": "哦，亲爱的，我非常怀疑你是否曾瞥见过下界的炽热深处。",
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"witty.dialogue.location.shipwreck/1": "嘿，伙计！请尽情欣赏我在 %2$s 发现的雄伟沉船。那艘沉船曾经在强大的东方联盟公司的旗帜下航行，是啊！",
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"witty.dialogue.story.nether.fail/2": "啊，这就是为什么那些活泼的小猪决定对你发起攻击。现在一切都说得通了。",
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"witty.dialogue.story.exploring.fail/3": "与你互动就像与一个尚未完全了解现实的梦想家交谈。当然，减去魅力。",
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"witty.dialogue.story.nether.fail/5": "保佑你的心，但我亲爱的老爷爷知道下界的每一个角落和缝隙，他从来没有说过关于扭曲真菌的一句话。你夸大事实了，我的朋友！",
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"witty.dialogue.location.ruined_portal_swamp/1": "看哪，亲爱的朋友！一座废弃的传送门矗立在这片可怕的沼泽的中心。想到那些下界入侵者期待着盛大的入口，却遇到了这个肮脏的垃圾场的现实，我不禁笑了。事情的转折非常有趣，你不觉得吗？",
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"witty.dialogue.story.nether.fail/3": "亲爱的，无论你是否去过下界都没关系。如果你的生命依赖于它，你就无法编造一个引人入胜的故事。",
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"witty.dialogue.story.nether.fail/4": "哦，亲爱的，你看起来像刚出生的小鸡一样虚弱。我无法想象你在危险的下界中能存活一分钟。",
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"witty.dialogue.first.generic/5": "好吧，好吧，好吧。如果这不是我们的幸运日！一个流浪的灵魂偶然来到了我们的村庄。准备好愉快的旅程吧，我的朋友。",
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"witty.dialogue.first.generic/6": "您好，尊敬的旅客！你已经找到了通往我们简陋住所的路。准备好迎接最热烈的欢迎和最盛大的冒险吧。",
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"witty.dialogue.joke.animal.success/5": "啊，奶牛的美丽和它们无穷无尽的牛奶供应！这就像按需拥有自己的个人奶牛场一样。纯粹的mo-nice！",
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"witty.dialogue.hire/1": "好吧，当你需要我非凡的技能时，发出信号即可。在我们的财务安排期间，我将荣幸地陪伴您。",
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"witty.dialogue.joke.animal.success/4": "那是一种特殊的笨蛋，太笨了，简直就是天才！我的意思是，当你可以开怀大笑时，谁还需要逻辑，对吗？",
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"witty.dialogue.joke.animal.success/3": "你不会相信这一点，但鸡们一直在秘密地参加即兴表演课程。是的，他们现在正在讲搞笑的笑话！谁知道他们的羽毛下隐藏着如此喜剧天赋？",
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"witty.dialogue.hire/3": "奇妙！亲爱的先生/女士，我向您保证，接受我的服务将是一个绝对令人愉快的决定。祈祷吧，准备好你的祖母绿吧，因为我将屏息以待，开始我们的这一伟大事业！",
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"witty.dialogue.joke.animal.success/2": "啊，有趣的八卦来了——狼和羊，一个千古的爱情故事！等不及《权力的羊》的下一集了！",
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"witty.dialogue.hire/2": "噢，太棒了！请告诉我您迫切需要我无与伦比的帮助。不要害怕，因为我将留在这里，热切地期待着闪闪发光的祖母绿的交换！",
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"witty.dialogue.joke.animal.success/1": "哦，那只羊把羊毛弄丢了，真是糟糕的一天！但是嘿，至少现在它可以震撼裸妆了！",
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"witty.dialogue.location.shipwreck_beached/1": "嘿，伙计！我在 %2$s 的沙滩上偶然发现了一个遇难的美丽景点。如此美景，你将无法抗拒它的诱惑！",
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"witty.dialogue.location.shipwreck_beached/2": "阿瓦斯特，我的心！前往%2$s，欣赏搁浅在海滩上的沉船残骸。这是一个神秘的故事，那个。我忍不住想它是怎么到那里的，arrr！",
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"witty.dialogue.main.night/10": "9.亲爱的，睡眠在召唤。有传言说明天你将迎来伟大的冒险。",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.desert/9": "注意自我",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.desert/8": "住在这里意味着要应对那些讨厌的外壳。他们竟然敢一击就让你饥肠辘辘。就好像他们有一种秘密的“饥饿”力量！",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.desert/7": "在这片沙漠中发现兔子就像大海捞针一样。这些小兔子可真会隐藏啊！",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.desert/6": "唷！今天，太阳决心要把我们变成人类。是时候拿出防晒霜并祈祷有一些阴凉处了。",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.desert/5": "天哪，今天的太阳真是晒太阳了。如果我现在开始像香肠一样发出嘶嘶声，我不会感到惊讶。",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.desert/4": "当太阳落山时，沙漠变成了令人叹为观止的天体剧场。这就像坐在前排观看地球上最伟大的宇宙表演。",
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"witty.dialogue.chat.desert/3": "看看我，我拥有连吸血鬼都会羡慕的永久晒黑皮肤。虽然可能是晒伤，但谁在数呢？",
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"witty.dialogue.hug.success/6": "当我有了你，谁还需要壁炉？你是一座行走的温暖熔炉！",
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"witty.dialogue.hug.success/5": "哦，你的拥抱技巧真不错，我的朋友！将此视为相互的拥抱。",
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"witty.dialogue.hug.success/4": "走开，绵羊，镇上有一位新的依偎冠军！你比云还要柔软！",
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"witty.dialogue.busy/2": "哦，亲爱的，尽管我很喜欢我们的闲聊、值班电话，但我必须在日落之前克服这项工作量。",
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"witty.dialogue.hug.success/3": "好吧，这不是我这一天的亮点吗！比阳光还耀眼的拥抱！",
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"witty.dialogue.busy/1": "嘿，我已经给你讲了我每天的乡村八卦。是时候让我重新踏上磨刀石了。",
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"witty.dialogue.hug.success/2": "啊，正是医生嘱咐的！我的朋友，你的拥抱很有治愈作用。",
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"witty.dialogue.busy/4": "遗憾的是，我的朋友，生产力的要求正在召唤我。不要害怕，因为当我的工作完成后我们会再次会合。",
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"witty.dialogue.hug.success/1": "好吧好吧，如果不是我失散多年的哥们就好了！",
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"witty.dialogue.busy/3": "抱歉，亲爱的，但我的任务目前已经满了。当我不像马戏团演员那样杂耍时我们可以聊聊吗？",
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"witty.dialogue.busy/5": "全部炸毁！我的熔炉无人看管，它正面临着一场激烈叛乱的危险！一旦我避免了灾难，我们就继续我们的私聊吧，好吗？",
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"witty.dialogue.story.success/8": "噢，啪！这就是您寻找钻石能力背后的秘密吗？你就像《我的世界》中的印第安纳琼斯！",
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"witty.dialogue.story.success/9": "嘿，稍后再过来，好吗？我很想听听更多你令人难以置信的编年史。",
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"witty.dialogue.story.success/4": "等等，你的意思是告诉我这一切都发生在一天之内？头脑。吹了。",
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||||
"witty.dialogue.story.success/5": "你是认真的？昨天我几乎就在同一个街区，我错过了这个令人瞠目结舌的传奇故事？",
|
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"witty.dialogue.story.success/6": "哈哈，经典%支持者%！总是把平凡的故事变成非凡的冒险。",
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||||
"witty.dialogue.story.success/7": "%Supporter%的传奇几乎已经刻在我的脑细胞里了。你最好再用它来招待我一次！",
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"witty.dialogue.location.mineshaft/2": "我亲爱的朋友，准备好迎接一个令人毛骨悚然的故事吧！在过去的岁月里，一座矿井骄傲地矗立在这些深处，但可惜的是，一场巨大的灾难降临到了它身上！据说，可怕的生物现在潜伏在阴影中，把它变成了一个危险的迷宫。如果您选择冒险，请记住 - 每一步都充满危险！在 %2$s 找到这个该死的矿井。",
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||||
"witty.dialogue.location.forgot/3": "哦，孩子，我有故事给你听吗！我偶然发现了这一令人难以置信的景象，但可惜的是，我的记忆决定休息一下。你相信吗？抱歉忘记了！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.forgot/2": "嘿，冒险家！你猜怎么了？我发现了一个让你大吃一惊的史诗般的地点……如果我没有忘记把它记下来就好了。今天我的脑细胞肯定放假了，抱歉！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.forgot/1": "哦，你不会相信！我偶然发现了这个令人兴奋的地方，并完全想把它标记在地图上，但我的记忆失败了。我的错，对不起！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.desert/2": "沙漠就像一个永无休止的桑拿房，没有轻松的音乐和黄瓜片。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.stay.no_space/1": "好吧好吧，看来这个村子已经人满为患了，不是吗？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.ruined_portal/3": "因此，这里有传言说 %2$s 是一些古老遗迹的所在地。有传言，它曾经是一个下界传送门。但我告诉你，伙计，这可不是普通的废墟。就像……被诅咒什么的！人们说里面可能藏有宝藏，但说实话，我不会用十英尺长的杆子去碰它！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.chat.desert/1": "当你可以全年沐浴在沙漠的酷热中时，谁还需要冬天呢？",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.stay.no_space/2": "啊，我多么想在这里开店啊，可惜，这个繁华的村庄里的每一张床都被占了！这就像大海捞针一样，我的朋友！",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.ruined_portal/2": "嘿，你猜怎么着？如果您想来点冒险，请查看 %2$s。这个完全毁坏的下界传送门会让你起鸡皮疙瘩！我的意思是，这就像下界举办了一场激烈的派对，而这个地方就是后果。但别担心，它很安全……我想。",
|
||||
"witty.dialogue.location.ruined_portal/1": "噢，天哪，你一定不会相信 %2$s 正在等待着你 - 一个直接从恐怖电影中走出来的被毁的传送门！我的意思是，说真的，这就像下界来访并留下了火热的印记。如果你问我的话，可怕的东西！"
|
||||
}
|
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